Somewhere out in the middle of a forest someplace, three children sat around a blazing campfire, telling stories. Near them was an adult, watching them to make sure they didn't get too close to the fire.
Just then, Smokey the Bear ran in and doused the flame with water. "Only you can prevent forest fires." He said to a cameraman who ran in to film.
"Hey!" One kid shouted as he stood up. "That fire was contained and made so it wouldn't set the woods ablaze, you dick!"
"Shut up kid, I'm trying to make a buck here." Smokey said as he hugged the kid tightly. "Smile and wave, or you're gonna be the one on fire."
Iron Man flew down from the sky and grabbed Smokey by the fur. "I am Iron Man." He shot the logs with a repulsor ray, lighting the fire again. He tossed Smokey in and he was set ablaze. He turned to the camera and gave a thumbs up. "And only you can prevent talking bears from taking over the media."