A dan\pinkie pie fic
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?
He laid there his eyes wide with dark circles. He stared at the ceiling. He turn to the slumbering mare. -that pink bitch. She tricked him-roped him into a situation. The ungodly act of sex. SEX! He put his dick into a horse! And worse, a crazy bitch! Dad always told him, never put your dick in to a crazy bitch!
He wanted so badly to smother her in her sleep. He looked at her for along time, he sat up and grab a pillow. His eyes stared with hate and disgust. He never thought he lose his virginity to a fucking pink horse! What the fuck was he? A furry!? With shaking hands that grip the pillow, he hovered over her face...he needed to do this. To cleanse him of the filthy act of of sex with an animal. He pressed the pillow gently down.
Only for her to roll on top of him and snuggle. Squeezing the Christ out of his ribs. He snarled as he tried to pull her arms from the vice like grip to no avail! After Several minutes...he gave up. The smell of sugar and spice was sickening. ...again he stared at the ceiling. Wondering how-why it happen...he was being offered cupcakes...with jolly ranchers-then before he knew it. She confess her love. He was dumbstrucked. She kissed him, he punched her. she thought he was being kinky. Then pounced him onto the floor. Kissing him. And soon the feeling, this foreign feeling begin to feel...nice. And so...they made out. One thing lead to another. And they fucked like viaggra-rabbits. Fucking the hell out of her and making her sing London bridge was falling down. Seriously the pink bitch sang, moan and made disgusting horse noises. Fucking weirdo. But he drown it out and focus on the task at hand. ...pussy was pussy right?...RIGHT?!...
Dan stared at her...he never knew sex felt so goddamn good. It almost melted away all the annoyances of life. ...almost. He looked into the face of pinky pie. ...she was adorable and he hated her for it. Hated he enjoyed making her squeal like a dirty slut.
...he narrowed his eyes. If he was going to do this' he will have to put some ground rules. Perhaps after he would feel..okay...he sighed as the rain begin. Drowzing him to an unnerved sleep. Pinkie open an eye and slide slyly. She got him by the balls now. No. Really. Dan squeaked as the pink skank went below his belt.
With an a tired and angry sigh he placed his hands behind his head. Closed his eyes. Trying to ignore the pleasure surrounding him. Trying for the life of him to ignore the wet slurping sounds, and the warmth that covered him.
The end