A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
DARTH ELMO
In a world known as Sesame Street, Elmo was mysteriously dumped in a garbage can.
Now Elmo's dead body was found by the evil Emperor Sidious!
Now it is five minutes later... Elmo is walking with Darth Sidious.
"So my new apprentice. You must learn how to hate, kill, and be ruthless!" the cloaked Sith lord said
"Elmo doesn't think that is very nice." replied the red furred creature
"Well that's too bad. I found you so you're mine."
"Elmo doesn't think that's fair!"
"That's my rule. It's not fair but I don't care."
"Elmo thinks that's a silly rule."
"SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE MUTANT! A HUTT LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU!"
"It's not nice to call people names!" Elmo said a little hurt
Darth Sidious used the force and picked up a small piece of scrap metal and tossed it at Elmo. Elmo fainted. Sighing Sidious picked up the unconscious body of the poor muppet and carried him to the infirmary.
Soon, Darth Sidious saw Darth Elmo clothed in black robes and a helmet that resembled the top of Vader's helmet. Sidious had wiped the annoying part of Elmo and had turned him into a humorless muppet. Sidious led his new apprentice down to the training ground where Vader was slicing droids in half, "Lord Vader! Meet your new training partner." Darth Elmo jumped from the sky and then fell flat on his face when he hit the ground.
"What the hell? Emperor, you can't be serious that this imbecile can actually be a Sith lord!"
"What he made a lightsaber?"
"He did?"
Elmo showed Vader, the lightsaber hilt that was at least one foot wide. Vader looked at it, "It looks like a piece of crap! It probably doesn't even-"
Elmo ignited the lightsaber revealing the crimson blade, "Oh..."
"Lord Elmo."
"Yes Lord Sidious."
"Show me any force ability."
Elmo picked up a dead droid with the force and threw it at Vader's head. As it hit Vader, Vader ignited his lightsaber and cut the droid in half, "What the hell?"
"Good my apprentice. Good."
With that, Darth Elmo was born...