Fushigi Yuugi and Card Captor Sakura: The Weakest Link

by

Suzaku no Miko Copy cabbit and Tama-chan

Random Author Notes and Disclaimers: Um…Let me make this quick. I do not own Fushigi Yuugi, and I have no idea who does, although I wish I did, so I can ask for Hotohori. Card Captor Sakura belongs to CLAMP, so all those who worship the dub, get a life! While I haven't seen much of Fushigi Yuugi, I've seen a lot of Card Captor Sakura

Round One

Kero-chan: Konyananichiwa! I am Kerberos, the guardian beast of the seal of the Clow Cards, and your host, but you can call me Kero-chan! I'll be your host for this anime edition of the Weakest Link!

Sakura: Hoe!? You're the host!?

Tomoyo: How is that possible?

Kero-chan: The author bribed me with the promise of a never-ending supply of pudding! Wai! *dreamy look* Pudding….

Sakura: Oookaaaayy….

Miaka: *sweatdrop* Can we please get this on with? I'm hungry!

Kero-chan: *snaps out of his dream world* Oh! Right! Start! Now, minnas, introduce yourselves!

Sakura: Konnichiwa! Watashi Kinomoto Sakura.  I am 11 years old, and I am from Tokyo Japan! I am the Mistress of the Sakura Cards!

Tomoyo: *waves to camera* Ohayo! Watashi Daidouji Tomoyo.  I am 11 years old! I am Sakura's official camerawoman, and I am also the official designer of all of her costumes! *whips out her video camera and starts filming Sakura* Kawaii!

Syaoran: Konnichiwa. Watashi Li Syaoran. I'm 11, I am from Hong Kong, China, and I am a descendant of Clow Reed. I am in love with Sakura Kinomoto, and I have a very insane cousin who wants to marry me!

Mei-Ling: *from audience* Go Xiaolang!

Eriol: Good day. My name is Eriol Hiragiwaza. I appear to be 11, but I am actually over a thousand years old.  I'm the half-reincarnation of Clow Reed. *evil look* And I'm evil.

Nuriko: Ohayo! I'm Nuriko, one of the seven suzaku! I'm actually a guy, but I like to dress like a girl! I totally adore Hotohori, and I think that Miaka should back off! *glomps Hotohori and shoots a Death Glare™ in Miaka's direction.* Did I mention that I am 18 as well as Hoto-chan?

Hotohori: *tries to get away from Nuriko, without much luck* Konnichiwa. I am Hotohori, another of the seven suzaku, and emperor of Konan. I'm 18, I dream of marrying Miaka, and I'm starting to think that Nuriko is neurotic…

Tamahome: *counting coins* I'm Tamahome, a suzaku. I'm 18, and I can't decide who I like more, money, or Miaka. *glances at Miaka, then at his pile of coins* Oh, Kami-sama, why must you be so cruel!? WAAAAAAH! *cries*

Miaka: Ohayo! Watashi Yuuki Miaka. I'm 14 years old, and I come from Japan, demo, I currently reside in Konan! I love to eat, and I love Tamahome! *glomps Tamahome* Wai! Ashiteru, Tamahome!

Kero-chan: Now, does anyone know the rules?

*crickets chirp*

Kero-chan: I should have figured that much. Anyways, it's as simple as this: I'll ask you each one question, going down the line, forming a link. If you get that question right, money is added to the link. At anytime, you may save that money by saying "Bank". At the end of each round, one person is voted off as the 'Weakest Link'. Now, do we understand?

*crickets chirp again*

Kero-chan: *sweatdrop* Nevermind… let's start, 2 minutes on the clock, with our first player, Sakura! Now, Sakura!

Sakura: Hoe?

Kero-chan: What Gundam pilot is Chinese, thinks woman are weak, and keeps saying "Injustice!"

Sakura: Chang Wufei!

Kero-chan: Correct! *Link-50* Tomoyo…

Tomoyo: *still filming* Hai.

Kero-chan: In Magical Project S, who sings "Yume Mireba Yume Mo Yume Ja Nai"?

Tomoyo: Um…Sasami and Misao?

 
Kero-chan: That is incorrect *Link-0*. The correct answer is Sasami and Ryo-ohki. Syaoran…
 
Syaoran: Nani? 
 
Kero-chan: How many sisters do you have?
 
Syaoran: Four.
 
Kero-chan: Correct *Link-50*. Eriol…
 
Eriol: *smiling his evil smile* Yes?
 
Kero-chan: Who is the other half-reincarnation of Clow?
 
Eriol: That would be Fujitaka Kinomoto.
 
Kero-chan: Correct. *Link-100* Nuriko.
 
Nuriko: Hai!
 
Kero-chan: Who sings the songs for Gundam Wing?
 
Nuriko: Two-Mix
 
Kero-chan: Correct. *Link-150* Hotohori…
 
Hotohori: Yes?
 
Kero-chan: What are the names of this fix's authors?
 
Hotohori: Um…Suzaku no Miko Copy cabbit and Tama-chan?
 
Kero-chan: Correct. *Link-200* Tamahome.
 
Tamahome: Bank! *Link-50*
 
Kero-chan: True or False. Nuriko is a girl.
 
Tamahome: Um…False?
 
Kero-chan: Correct. *Link-100* Now, Miaka…what is the ending theme for Gundam Wing?
 
Miaka: "Just Communications"

Kero-chan: Correct. *Link-150* Sakura.

Sakura: *now fast asleep* But Kero-chan…we agreed that I would get the last cup of pudding…

Kero-chan: Oi…Sakura!

Sakura: *wakes up* Hoeeeeeeeeee!? Um…Bank? *Link-50*

Kero-chan: *sweatdrop* Sakura, who created the Clow Cards?

Sakura: Umm….*thinks* Oh, I could have sworn I knew the answer…um…was it Merlin?

Kero-chan: That is very incorrect. *Link-0* The correct answer, which you should have known, is Clow Reed.

Sakura: Oh, that's who created them!

Kero-chan: *sweatdrop* Tomoyo…

Tomoyo: Hai!

Kero-chan: What color is the sky?

Tomoyo: Pink?

Kero-chan: That is very incorrect *Link-0*. The correct answer is black.

Tomoyo: Sugoi(No Fair)! That was a trick question!

Kero-chan: No it wasn't.

Tomoyo: Was too!

Kero-chan: Was not!

Tomoyo: Was too!

Kero-chan: Was not! Ursei! Now, Syaoran…

Syaoran: You'd better give me an easy question, stuffed animal!

Kero-chan: Why? Is the gaki too dumb to know anything other than stuff about himself?

Syaoran: Nani!? Why you…

Kero-chan: Just answer the question. What does Ying fa mean?

Syaoran: Cherry Blossom, of course. *glances at Sakura* It's my special name for my kirei Sakura-chan…

Sakura: Oh, Li-kun…

Kero-chan: That is correct*Link-50*. Now, please, stop before you make me sick. Now, Eriol…

Eriol: Yes?

Kero-chan: I before E except after C or when sounded as "ei" as in Neighbor and Weigh. True or False?

Eriol: That would be-

Syaoran: False!

Kero-chan: *didn't notice that Syaoran answered the question for Eriol* That is incorrect *Link-0*. The correct answer is true. Nuriko…

Nuriko: Hai hai!

Kero-chan: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Nuriko: Um….a lot?

Kero-chan: I'm sorry, but that is incorrect. *Link-0* The correct answer is a peck. Hotohori…

Hotohori: Hai?

Kero-chan: Who am I?

Hotohori: Kerberos, guardian beast of the seal of the Clow Cards.

Kero-chan: Correct! *Link-50* Tamahome-

Tamahome: *still counting coins* Yeah?

Kero-chan: Just how much yen did the author bribe you with to be on the show?

Tamahome: She said 1 million yen, but I'm counting it right now to be sure.

Kero-chan: Strangely enough, I have to admit that that is correct. *Link-100* Miaka…

Miaka: Hai!

Kero-chan: How many suzaku are there?

Miaka: Seven

Kero-chan: Correct. *Link-150* Sakura…

Sakura: Hoe!?

Kero-chan: How many jobs has your brother had?

Sakura: Too many to count.

Kero-chan: Correct. *Link-200* Tomoyo…

Tomoyo: Bank! *Link-50*

Kero-chan: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow. True or False?

Tomoyo: False?

Kero-chan: That is incorrect. *Link-0* The correct answer is True. Syaoran?

Syaoran: *glares at Kero-chan* Nani?

Kero-chan: What phrase does Sakura use to capture Clow Cards?

Syaoran: That would be-

Eriol: "Return to your power confined!"

Kero-chan: *didn't see a thing* I'm sorry, but that is incorrect.*Link-0* The correct answer is "Return to your true form! Clow Card!" Nuriko…

Nuriko: huh?

Kero-chan: What is my favorite food?

Nuriko: Um…pudding?

Kero-chan: Gomen, but I cannot accept that answer. *Link-0* The correct answer is anything sweet. Hotohori…

Hotohori: Hai

Kero-chan: What does Li Syaoran's lazen board do?

Hotohori: Um…tell the future?

Kero-chan: That is incorrect. *Link-0* The correct answer is finding Clow Cards. Tamahome-

Tamahome: *still hasn't finished counting coins* yes?

Kero-chan: Who do you like more- money, or Miaka?

Tamahome: I can't decide! WAAAAHHHHH! *starts crying again*

Kero-chan: *sweatdrop* That is correct. *Link-50* Miaka…

Miaka: Bank! *Link-50*

Kero-chan: Why was Little Miss Muffet sitting on a tuffet?   

Miaka: So she wouldn't get her dress dirty?

Kero-chan: That is incorrect.*Link-0* The correct answer is because she was eating her curds and whey. Sakura-

*that annoying theme music for the end of the round plays*

Kero-chan: Time is up; I cannot complete the question. At the end of the first round, out of a possible 2,500-yen, you only managed to bank a pitiful 550-yen. Who would be better off on Fear Factor? It's now time to vote off the Weakest Link.

*Statistically, Tomoyo is the Weakest Link, as she got all of her questions wrong. Tamahome is the strongest Link, being that banked the most money. But will they be able to notice this at such an early stage of the game?*

Kero-chan: It is now time to tell me who you voted as the Weakest Link.

Sakura: Eriol

Tomoyo: Nuriko

Syaoran: Eriol Eriol: Syaoran

Nuriko: Tomoyo

Hotohori: Tomoyo

Tamahome: Tomoyo

Miaka: Nuriko

Kero-chan: Voting over. Sakura, why did you vote for Eriol?

Sakura: Because he was mean to Li-kun! And he's evil!

Kero-chan: Eriol, why did you vote for Syaoran?

Eriol: Because he's annoying!

Kero-chan: With three votes, Tomoyo, you are the Weakest Link! Goodbye!

*Tomoyo: *From backstage* I can't believe they voted me off! Now I won't be able to tape Sakura-chan!*

Kero-chan: Join us next round as we find out who is the Weakest Link! Goodbye!