Part 1
Sunnydale
In LA
Rivers: Where are we performing this week?
Scott: I think the important question is...Is there beer?
Pat: Its in Sunnyvale
Brian: Ohhh... the omelette capitol of the world
Karl: Its Sunnydale boys, *cuts off Scott before he can start*yes they have beer*looks at Brian*yes they have omelettes but are not the omelette capitol of the world *looks at Rivers*Its in a club called the bronze
In Sunnydale
Dawn:*in her annoying voice*Bufffffyyyy, who's performing this week?
Anya: O MY GOD!!! ITS!!!
Buffy: Some people who call themselves...
Anya: RIVS!!!
Xander*looks at Anya*Oh no...not Rivs again...
Dawn: *puzzled look* Rivs?
Xander: Rivers Cuomo, Anya likes the guy
Anya: Not like used to know!!!
Dawn: who is he?
Anya: He fronts Weezer!!!
Dawn: You mean the video with the Muppets?
Anya: Yes....Well they have much better stuff than that though.
Buffy: Let me get this straight...Muppets?
Anya: Yes...*looks into distance*i haven't seen him since oooo the late 1800s.
Buffy:* looks at Anya* he's a demon?
Anya: A warlock really
Dawn: So if you know him, how come you did not invite him to your wedding
Xander: I can answer that, I wouldn't let her
Anya: No it wasn't like that you know, i had no clue on his address and i mean it would be weird to see him marrying me I mean he wasn't much for weddings, he liked to play the field, in fact apparently he still does...
Buffy: So let me get this straight you two were an item
Anya: *looks off dreamily*once...ahhh he was the king of skivvie loving, Ohhh my Rivvie...
Xander: excuse me while I barf*fakes gagging*
Dawn: Skivvie?
Buffy:*looks at Dawn*I'll explain when you're older