No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!

Summary: Just don't ask, OK?

It was a typical afternoon. Anthy got up and made the beds, as usual.

Chu Chu: CHUU!

Anthy: No, Chu Chu! Don't bounce on the bed.

Chu Chu: CHUU! (ignores her)

Anthy: Chu Chu, please stop.

Chu Chu: CHUU! CHU! CHU CHUUUUU!

Anthy: Stop it, Chu Chu.

Chu Chu: CHUU! ;P

Anthy: Chu chu....

Chu Chu: CHUUUUUU!

Anthy: CUT IT OUT, CHU CHU!

Chu Chu: Chuu chu chuu chu chuuuuu chuuu!

Anthy: ARG! YOU STUPID MONKEY!!!!

(((((BASH!)))))

Utena: Anthy! What's going on in here!

Anthy: YOU DUMB ANIMAL! I GET UP EARLY EVERY MORNING TO MAKE THE BEDS AND YOU MESS THEM UP!

Chu Chu: ;P Chuu chu chuu!

Anthy: OH! YOU THINK SO?! YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!

Utena: Anthy, calm down!

Anthy: WHY I OTTER...!!!

Utena: "OUTTA"

Anthy: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS BANANA BEAK!

Utena: Banana beak?! What's gotten into you, Anthy?

Anthy: This THING!

Utnea: But Chu Chuu is your best friend!

Anthy: DIE, YOU BUBBLE BUTT MONKEY!

(((((SMASH!)))))

Chu chuu: Chu chu chu chu chuuuu chu!

Anthy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MISSED?!

Chu Chu: Chu. (nods head)

Anthy: AAAAAAGH!

Miki: What's the commotion?!

Anthy: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!

Miki: This isn't the sweet Anthy I know and love! :'( Utena, what did you DO to her?!

Utena: Apparently, Chu Chu messed up the beds.

Miki: What bed? Do you mean that pile of junk? (points)

Utena: ANTHY!!!!

In her bashing, Anthy has apparently destroyed Utena's dorm.

Anthy: STUPID BEAST! I'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS UP MY BEDS!

Miki: Uh, Anthy....

Kozue: Miki? What are you doing in he-- GEE WILICKERS, MIKI! DID YOU THROW A BOMB IN HERE OR SOMETHING?!

Miki: It's not me, it's Anthy!

Nanami: SEE? ANTHY'S A WEIRDO WHO THROWS BOMBS IN HER OWN DORM! (IT'S A MIRACLE! ANTHY'S A WEIRDO WITHOUT MY HELP!)

Juri: I DON'T believe in miracles!

Utena: Somebody DO something!

Saionji: Never fear, SUPER Saionji is here!

We see Saionji's "cape" is his baby blanket, and his "uniform" is bunny pajamas with feet. -_- '

Saionji: SUPER SAIONJI! With the power of CLOROX BLEACH!

Miki: That's stupid....

Saionji: Anthy, what do you think of my SUPERPOWERS?! :) :) :)

Miki: Saionji, I suggest you ---

Saionji: Oh, you're jealous? Well, Anthy's MINE! ....once I get her attention.. HEY ANTHY! (pokes her shoulder)

Anthy: RAAAARGH! (bites off Saionji's finger)

Saionji: OW! IT BIT ME!

Juri: I DON'T believe in -- oh, not my cue yet? OK, bye.

Touga: If it cannot break out of its shell, the chick will die without truly being born. And I'm a chick magnet!

Anthy: WOAH! (Is magneted to Touga)

Utena: HEY! (same as above)

Kozue: MIKI! DON'T LEAVE MEEE! (Flys toward Touga)

Nanami: Oh, dear brother! Who are those GIRLS?!

Touga: It's my "Chick Magnet". I got it off of the internet.

Nanami: Well, how come I don't stick to it?

Touga: You must not be a chick. :)

Nanami: NOT A CHICK? NOT A CHICK?! I'LL SHOW YOU A CHICK! (Punches Touga)

((((( BASH! )))))

((((( BANG )))))

Yep, just an ordinary day.....

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