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Easter Fic.

Short, simple Easter fic for...well Easter.

Dib smiled as he walked up to Zim's base planning on egging the Irken. As he approached the door, Dib noticed that none of the lawn gnomes went off and shot lasers at him. When he reached the door he wasn't propelled off of it and decided to knock. It creaked open slightly when it was touched. Looking around Dib decided to walk into the house and look around inside. As he walked inside he suddenly fell, feeling a strange weight on his back. When he picked his head up to see what it was he was surprised, it was Zim.

He rolled over and was now on his back looking up at Zim who had bunny ears on. Ears that looked almost like they were from an actual bunny, which were held on by what seemed to be a colorless headband and that flopped over just enough to cover part of Zim's eyes. They were white and fluffy, with a slightly pink inner section in the middle.

"Zim what's with the ears?"

"It's a stinky-earth holiday isn't it, to fit in I need to seem interested in this…Easter Bunny that supposedly goes around giving the children eggggsss, and all kind of special treats."

"Yea but…you and…those!" Dib said while pointing up at Zim's bunny ears.

Zim nodded and smiled. "Yes, these."

Zim grinned showing his zipper-like teeth and ran his hands through Dib's hair. Dib looked up at Zim who in Dib's mind was messing up his hair.

"Um…Zim what are you doing?"

"Not so smart now are we earth-boy." The Irken said as he leaned down and kissed Dib.

Dib's eyes went wide as he tried to push the invader off of him without success. Zim finding it harder and harder to keep the boy pinned released his spider-legs which pinned both Dib's arms and legs to the floor.

"Zim come on stop!"

"Why?"

"Because…"

"Mhm…nice reason." Zim said while running his hands down Dib's torso.

Dib looked up wide-eyed as Zim's hands stopped on the hem of his pants. Wiggling around Dib tried to escape in vain.

"Give up human"

"Zim why are you doing this"

"Because, I'm gonna be your Easter bunny…"

Dib glanced up at him yet again, wondering what exactly the Irken thought an Easter bunny was. Looking around for any possible way to escape Dib found none. Almost to the point of riping out of his clothes to escape Dib decided to try one more thing.

"Owww" Zim groaned when Dib kicked his stomach. "what the hell Dib"

"I said stop"

"Well that's not gonna make me stop any faster then I intended."

"yea but Zim why?"

"I told you I will be your Easter bunny."

"You know that the Easter bunny doesn't do this kinda stuff right?"

"I said that the Easter bunny has something to do with special treats."

"But by that most people mean candy!"

"Well, I'm not exactly a people, and I don't so shut up and deal."

Dib glared up at Zim as he leaned down and gently kissed Dib again.

"Can you at least let me up?"

"No."