Harritt Pompous two part three
Harritt…Harry
Herman…Hermione
Ronitta…Ron
O.H. Snap…Snape
Pimplemort…Voldermort (Sorry if I spelt his name wrong.)
Mumblemore…Dumbledore
Chapter three
After everything was pink and fashionable, they still had not found Pimplemort or Dreada.
"Wait a second, I know what we need." Herman pulled out a pair of binoculars. Which happened to be made of skulls.
"Where you did you get that?" Harritt said wide-eyed.
"Oh, I just found it somewhere." Herman said, as if binoculars made of skulls; was normal.
I mean seriously, where did he get that thing? Was it in a demon's garbage? Or does he go garbage picking, in villains' trash all the time?
Herman looked through them and saw a flamming camel, a skull and skeloton donkey.
"Well, did you see him?" Ronitta anticipated.
"No, but I did see alot of anerexic animals." Herman shuddered.
Suddenly, O.H. Snap appeared!
He was on a flying motorcycle, with Pimplemort riding in the front.
"Oh snap!" Ronitta cried.
"You called?" O.H. Snap laughed.
"No, I was just saying: oh snap." Ronitta answered.
"Why do people keep doing that to me? Why?" Snap sobbed.
"There, there Orlando! I'll take care of that weasel girl." Pimplemort scoffed.
Pimplemort took out his wand and zapped Ronitta.
Ronitta had turned her into a weasel.
"Ahh! Oh my god! I've become my last name! My worst nightmare came true!" Ronitta the weasel screamed.
"Thanks Pimpley, Dear!" Orlando Hubert said.
"Now to finish the rest of you off." Pimplemort laughed.
"Not if I can help it!" professor Mumblemore cried.
"Bulbous Mumblemore!" everyone cried back.
"That's right! I've returned to Duncewarts for good!" he yelled proudly.
"You're just getting in the way, Bulbous!" Pimplemort cried.
"Oh, but, Pimplemort there's something you don't know about me! I have something you don't!" Mumblemore said mysisteriously.
To be continued…
Dunce, dunce, dunce!