The Monster and The Snowmobile
Summary: The title has absolutely NOTHING to do with the story, but hey, I thought it sounded interesting. If you actually understand all of the following, well.... welcome to the club.
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Fuu: Once upon a time there was a fish named Norman. He liked to swim in the sea.
Hikaru: I thought Norman was a jellyfish!
Fuu: Norman's just a... Norman, I guess.
Umi: Norman the norman? That sounds retarded...
Clef: I WANT ICE CREAM!
Presea: What the heck is going on here?!
Fuu: I thought you were dead!
Presea: I AM dead!
Fuu: So what are you doing alive?
Presea: Asking WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!
Umi: It's national act-insane-to-make-Presea-come-back-from-the-dead-and- ask-what-the-heck-is-going-on-here day!
Presea: I still don't get it!
Lantis: If butterflies were actually made of butter, we'd all be bloated!
Clef: IIIIIICE CREEEEEEEAAAAAAAM!!!
Hikaru: Hi! I'm Hikaru! AND I'm Nova! What a coincidence!
Umi: How many fingers am I holding up?
Fuu: So Norman the norman rode on the friendly norman named norman to seek the legendary norman!
Ferio: I'M A CUCUMBER! I'M A CUCUMBER! PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO THE PICKLE FARM!
Lantis: Am I insane?!
Eagle: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Fuu: Eagle! I thought you were dead!
Eagle: So did I! What a coincidence!
Tarta: Hi! I'm Tatra!
Tatra: Hi! I'm Sailor Moon!
Tarta: No, Tatra! You're supposed to say you're me!
Tatra: Hi! I'm me!
Umi: Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner!
Aska: Is today Fuu's birthday?
Hikaru: That's what Eagle said!
Tatra: Hi! I'm Eagle!
Presea: Is it your birthday?
Tatra: I don't know, ask Eagle!
Lantis: But you said YOU were Eagle!
Tatra: I AM, stupid!!!
Mokona: ! nnb nb nb nnb nb
Fuu: It's purple... TOO purple...
Clef: I've been yelling for thirty minutes and I STILL haven't gotten my ice cream!
Umi: That's the way the cookie crubbles!
Clef: Cookies don't crubble, they crumble!
Umi: Is what I say!
Hikaru: How much wood would a would chuck chuck if pigs could fly?!
Presea: Exactly my point!
Mokona: Meow!
Ryo-Ohki: Pu pu!
Hamtaro: Hif hif! Hif hif!
Fuu: Who turned out the lights?
Everyone: SUPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUU!!!
Fuu: But it's not my birthday!
Lantis: Then what do you expect us to do with all these candles???
Tarta: OoOoOoOo! Candles!
Tatra: Hi! I'm Hamtaro!
Mokona: Pu puu!
Mokona the Marshmallow God: Puu pu pu puu puu pa puu???
Mokona: Puu! Puu puu puu!
Mokona the Marshmallow God: I see..... *starts typing*
[Cephiro is instantly destroyed by a pack of suicide bombers sent out by Billy the Goat. This is the last we'll ever see of the Rayearth cast]
......
[I hope]
*at which point in time Cephiro is instantly destroyed by a pack of suicide bombers sent out by Billy the Goat*
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ Presea: No more sugar for you, Mokona! Me: But! but! but! I haven't finished my story yet!!! Presea: It says up there, [END]. Me: Well.... how do you know it doesn't stand for Eat Nocturnal Dolphins? Presea: Like I said, WAAAAAAY too much sugar... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------
Summary: The title has absolutely NOTHING to do with the story, but hey, I thought it sounded interesting. If you actually understand all of the following, well.... welcome to the club.
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Fuu: Once upon a time there was a fish named Norman. He liked to swim in the sea.
Hikaru: I thought Norman was a jellyfish!
Fuu: Norman's just a... Norman, I guess.
Umi: Norman the norman? That sounds retarded...
Clef: I WANT ICE CREAM!
Presea: What the heck is going on here?!
Fuu: I thought you were dead!
Presea: I AM dead!
Fuu: So what are you doing alive?
Presea: Asking WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!
Umi: It's national act-insane-to-make-Presea-come-back-from-the-dead-and- ask-what-the-heck-is-going-on-here day!
Presea: I still don't get it!
Lantis: If butterflies were actually made of butter, we'd all be bloated!
Clef: IIIIIICE CREEEEEEEAAAAAAAM!!!
Hikaru: Hi! I'm Hikaru! AND I'm Nova! What a coincidence!
Umi: How many fingers am I holding up?
Fuu: So Norman the norman rode on the friendly norman named norman to seek the legendary norman!
Ferio: I'M A CUCUMBER! I'M A CUCUMBER! PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME TO THE PICKLE FARM!
Lantis: Am I insane?!
Eagle: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Fuu: Eagle! I thought you were dead!
Eagle: So did I! What a coincidence!
Tarta: Hi! I'm Tatra!
Tatra: Hi! I'm Sailor Moon!
Tarta: No, Tatra! You're supposed to say you're me!
Tatra: Hi! I'm me!
Umi: Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner!
Aska: Is today Fuu's birthday?
Hikaru: That's what Eagle said!
Tatra: Hi! I'm Eagle!
Presea: Is it your birthday?
Tatra: I don't know, ask Eagle!
Lantis: But you said YOU were Eagle!
Tatra: I AM, stupid!!!
Mokona: ! nnb nb nb nnb nb
Fuu: It's purple... TOO purple...
Clef: I've been yelling for thirty minutes and I STILL haven't gotten my ice cream!
Umi: That's the way the cookie crubbles!
Clef: Cookies don't crubble, they crumble!
Umi: Is what I say!
Hikaru: How much wood would a would chuck chuck if pigs could fly?!
Presea: Exactly my point!
Mokona: Meow!
Ryo-Ohki: Pu pu!
Hamtaro: Hif hif! Hif hif!
Fuu: Who turned out the lights?
Everyone: SUPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUU!!!
Fuu: But it's not my birthday!
Lantis: Then what do you expect us to do with all these candles???
Tarta: OoOoOoOo! Candles!
Tatra: Hi! I'm Hamtaro!
Mokona: Pu puu!
Mokona the Marshmallow God: Puu pu pu puu puu pa puu???
Mokona: Puu! Puu puu puu!
Mokona the Marshmallow God: I see..... *starts typing*
[Cephiro is instantly destroyed by a pack of suicide bombers sent out by Billy the Goat. This is the last we'll ever see of the Rayearth cast]
......
[I hope]
*at which point in time Cephiro is instantly destroyed by a pack of suicide bombers sent out by Billy the Goat*
E N D
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ Presea: No more sugar for you, Mokona! Me: But! but! but! I haven't finished my story yet!!! Presea: It says up there, [END]. Me: Well.... how do you know it doesn't stand for Eat Nocturnal Dolphins? Presea: Like I said, WAAAAAAY too much sugar... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------