Tradition

VBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBV

NoV: This is part of my Christmas Hearts collection. This Christmas season, I'm going to be writing a Christmas fic for every show I've ever written about, and one that I haven't! Enjoy!

VBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBVBV

Vegeta couldn't believe that stupid woman was actually making him participate in this primitive act! Stupid humans and their blasted holidays every other week! He still couldn't get over how every human family in the country cut down or bought an already cut down prickly tree and made it the centerpiece of their living room. Then, they would get these multicolored miniature light bulbs out of storage and hang them all the way from the bottom to the top and all the way around the tree. Then there was garland. First of all, why would you want to make a tree look even more like a tree? And second of all, why did that too have to go all the way around the tree?

And those darn ornaments! Why so many colored balls! And all those candy canes and gingerbread men and stupid Santa Clauses?? It was enough to drive a person mad!

And then just when you thought the decorating was over, you were forced to put out the "outside" decorations. Why would anyone want to make their house look so ridiculous? It took about fifty more strands of those stupid lights and ten little plastic characters stuck right in the ground to please the woman. Then, she wanted a little weed circle with a big, stupid red bow called a wreath to hang on the front door.

At last, it was over! You knew you could relax! But, no, then they forced you to sit with them by the tree and unwrap red and green parcels with the stupidest gifts inside them! Whoever had given him the stupid reindeer-shaped coffee cup was going to feel his fist in their jaw pretty soon.

Finally, they would tell you the holiday was over. You could get back to what really mattered, like fighting and getting stronger!

Just when you thought it was finally, finally over, they told you it was time to put all of the decorations away when you had just put them up a week ago!!

Why waste all that frustration on one stupid holiday?? Why waste the energy? All in all, it was just another oh-so-absurb human tradition.