Robert Baratheron rode a horse to Winterfell and and saw the Starks. The Starks are nice and friendly people and just beheaded a man from the north of the wall, and made their kids see so that they can become brave and cold. Robert loved Starks and their people and brought his people along with him so they can feel the cold. He went through the gate of the wall of the city of Starks' which is called Winterfell wall. He saw the Starks and say hello to them. He liked the Starks very much. Robert went to the hall of Winterfell and shouted "we shall have a feast". And then there was a feast for Robert. He tortured the Starks by letting his family sitting with them. The Starks had six dogs and kept barking. Robert wanted to kill the dogs and fear the dogs would kill him so he kept the dogs outside. His wife wanted to slap him because he went to see his old lover, Lyanna. A mad women in a crypt made of stone and haven't seen sunshine for years. Robert loved her as she is still sixteen. "Gross" the queen thought and drank her juice. Robert wanted his friend Ned stark to become his servant. And his friend had to accept because he might be beheaded by Robert and his sister is kidnaped by him. Robert grinned.
Jon like to drink beer so he drank all the beers brought by Robert. Robert was so angry as the Stark were nice people, and nice people don't drink beers. Jon is a bastard then because he drank all of them. Jon shouted at his uncle Benjen because uncle Benjen won't let him join a gang called Nightwatch. Benjen said he was fourteen and the gang is too dangerous for him. Jon cried, throwing the beer out of the window and also some to his uncle. humans laughed. He ran and kept crying out side. It was cold and empty outside. Then he saw a little human called Tyrion. Tyrion is a brother of the queen called Cersei, but instead he has the look of a anti king. He put his hand on Jon and laughed and said he was stupid little girl. Jon slapped him off the door and the his newly found dog tried to eat him. The dog didn't eat him then because he ate a servant's dog's food. Jon said "Good job bro." and then said to Tyrion, "Dog, you can touch him." Tyrin touched the dog and grinned. And then transformed into a giant and walked back to the feast. Jon was left flabbergasted and cried. He lost.
End of chapter 1
I felt so proud, this is the best thing I have ever written, just look at those grammars :)
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