Just a short fic for your amusement. I do not own Golden Sun and its characters no do I own Fullmetal Alchemist and its characters. Please enjoy!
Ivan pulls an Ed
The two of them, Isaac and Garet, had been quiet for a while so Ivan decided to read their minds. He decided to read the red head's mind first since he seemed simpler and found------
Isaac was about to say something when he noticed Ivan stiffen after using his psyenergy. He stayed silent in order to hear had to say but was completely unprepared for the outburst that would happen next.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DWARF SO TINY THAT A MUSTARD SEED WILL SQUASH HIM SAYING 'HAHAHA, YOU'RE SO SHORT EVEN IF YOU STOOD ON A TALL STACK OF BOOKS YOU STILL WOULDN'T BE SEEN!"
Outraged, Ivan kicked Garet where he shouldn't have leaving all the spectators in that house gaping at what just happened while clutching their ears in pain. Even people outside the house were staring because Ivan's screaming broke the glass in the windows. Just when he was about to ask what happened, the Mayor came up and said:
"I say! What happened to him?" as he pointed at Garet twisting in pain on the floor.
The lesson: Ivan is not short so don't even think that he's short or he will hunt you down. However, I leave it up to you to decide if what Ivan said are Garet's thoughts exactly or if Ivan just overblew it. For those of you who don't know, Ed is the main character in Fullmetal Alchemist and when people call him short, make references to his height, etc., he does things like that with the exception of actually hitting the person. His younger brother, Alp, makes sure he never hits anybody when he's like that.
I hope you enjoyed this short fic. Please review. (It would make me very happy and reviews are great nourishment for the authoress/author)