Bakura: (looks at summery) Wait…what? Its not about…me?
Kana: That's right, you moron. I have a new thing to write about. Not that its my first priority. I've only read a few mangas of it and saw about five minutes of the first episode and scared myself silly. But I will find time to watch it sooner or later.
Bakura: (grumbles) what she grows a backbone.
Kana: (GLARE) As I was saying, which means I have a few new muses for you to handle.
Bakura: Anything's better than Akefia.
Akefia: SHUT UP
Kana: (clears throat)AGAIN, meet the new guy.
Ed: (slinks out from behind wall)
Kana: I copied Koinu's Ed and made my own
Bakura: O.O! It's ANOTHER midget
Ed: (vein) DIEEEEEEEEE! (Tackles him)
Kana: That was a no-no
Disclaimer: The day I own Full Metal Alchemist is the day I own Yugioh. Never.
For Koinu
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A Screw Loose
One-Shot
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My name is Ed. Or Edward. Or Eddie. Actually, I don't know which one I prefer.
No, it's not just 'Ed'. I'm Edward Elric. See? Didn't that just jog your memory at who I am?
Still!? You have no idea!? Now I'm just insulted. Well, when people mistake my brother for the 'Full Metal Alchemist', then I'm really insulted, so this isn't a new feeling.
Anyway, before I got off track with my name and stuff. I think I'm going insane, with all this talking and stuff. Everything feels funny. I'm floating. Maybe I'm just on crack. Can a person with a metal arm and leg get high? Maybe I'm not high, maybe I'm just insane. Wait, I think I just said that.
Yup, this proves it, I'm nuts. A half metal psycho.
Or maybe I'm dead. I don't remember dying. And isn't there this law 'I think, therefore I am'. It could be wrong, though no natural law has been wrong yet… I mean, look at Alphonse, he thinks, and he's just a soul trapped in a tin can. Heh, he's the Tin Man, only scarier and not likely to skip to the 'wizard'.
Now I'm sure I'm insane, I never make fun of Al. And he never teases me about my (censored by Ed).
HA! You will never hear me say my height or admit to my (censored again by the not-all-that-sane-Ed). SEE!? Again! I censor my thoughts from you!
…I am so losing it…
They always say a person who's a little wacky has a 'screw loose'. And the irony is, I can literally have a screw loose. That really is annoying when my arm loosens, like trying to write with a pencil that has its lead falling out.
"Ed…" Someone poked my head. Go away, I'm thinking of how I'm nuts…wait, what? "Time to wake up…"
Winry's face met him as he cracked open his saffron colored eyes, scowling.
Winry smiled as she packed away her tools. "See, I told you the laughing gas would take out the pain of fixing that loose bolt."
Ed sweat dropped as he sat up, flexing his auto-mail hand.
I guess I really did have a screw loose.
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Kana: This came from a plot bunny that would stop attacking me at the oddest times. I ended up having to write it during History class. Funny, I never used to suffer from plot bunny attacks when I wasn't a writer.
Ed: (Pauses in his beating of Bakura) its cause you have us in your head.
Kana: (shrugs) Reasonable. But do they HAVE medicine for Insane Muse Syndrome, or IMS.
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