Hello everyone my name is piers how r u? me come to tell you about stupid harry Potter. Me not as bad at gramarr as stuupiiid dudelye (my best friend)but not as good as poter. Dudley was the onoly kid of petunia and dudleys dad until stuupiiid harry Potter was drooped off at the door like a kitty me like kittys. Ok anyways as Dudley(who is stuupiiid too) was growing upp harry Potter kept getting in the wai. Dudley was spoiled ne ways but stil. One time it was dudleys birthday and dudley and I were spossed to go to the zo and stuupiiid harry Potter had to get in the way and he had too come with uss. I was really mad! Me and dudley were gonna make havvoc at the zo but now that harry Potter was with us wee coulnd't. but that's ok cuz harry Potter got in trouble. He let a snaek out of the prety cage and it ataked dudleys dad it was realy funy! Harry Potter got punished and was loked under the cabnet for a long time.hehehehe! I like snaeks to. They all slimy and stuf! Ne ways, one time dudleys ant was ovr and harry Potter got realy mad and steped on her dog rippers tale and blew dudleys ant up cuz harry Potter is a wissard. He almost got kiked out of scool. He gets good grades but petunia and dudleys dad don't kare. Dudley gets f's and me get d's. dudleys parents say that f's are four fantiastiks but my mom sais that d's are for doubly more specil than f's. my mommy sais that me do better than dudley and me bileve her cuz she luvs me and me luvs her. Me'll go know but me'll be bak. So know harry Potter is at his scool and dudley and me are at our scool smeltings. Bye know everyone!!!!!