Grimmy: Short, unbetaed, and not my best. But it did get a laugh out of my friend and she isn't exactly fond of Harry Potter so I figure it can't be that bad. I don't own anything.

Pregnant.

I couldn't believe it. I'd gotten my best friend pregnant. I was only twelve for Merlin's sake. I looked over to Lorcan a frown on my face. He looked like he was going to cry so I patted him gently on the shoulder.

"We have to tell someone," he whispered.

For someone a year younger than me he sure could be smart at times. But I guess that's why he was sorted into Ravenclaw. I felt my eyes prickle with tears. I knew what happened to pregnant people. They got put out of their house and wound up getting cut up by some crazy muggle. I wasn't ready to leave home or see my friend get cut. Lorcan let out a loud sob next me and before I knew it I was crying, arms wrapped tight around him. Next thing I knew we were surrounded by worried people.

"Oh my, whats wrong?"

It was my grandmum cooing softly in my ear. I let out a loud wail. "I got Lorcan pregnant!"

To which he responded, "Muuuum, don't let a muggle nutter cut me." He completely ditched me to go cry around his mother's ankles.

Laughter.

Everyone was laughing.

"Help me I'm pregnant!"

"It's not sodding funny! He's gonna die!"

"I don't wanna dieeee! Fix me mum!"

"I'm not ready to be faaaat!"

At that point everyone was either screaming, laughing, or crying(that was mostly the little ones). That is until a loud whistle echoed through the crowd. Grandad always was good at getting everyone under control. Daddy picked me up and I instantly began to cling, sniffling a bit. He was one of the ones laughing.

"Roxy, boys can't get pregnant."

I pouted. Daddy could be so dumb at times. "Freddy says when you kiss boys they get pregnant and then the mommy gets fat coz she has to pee and can't use the loo until the baby says."

He arched a brow at this and everyone else started to laugh. Aside from Lorcan that is; he was being poked in the cheek by his older brother, his face bright red. I got the feeling that I'd said to much.

"I think it's about time I give you a little talk," he laughed.

Needless to say, that was the day I decided I was never having kids.

Grimmy: I can't believe this took me an hour. It's not even that good. Oh well. I hope you enjoyed and if you did feel free to send a review my way. :) They make me happy and want to write more.