Reid had somehow ended up in the ocean due to lawnmower head.

Unfortunately.. Reid couldnt swim.. as he lowered his insect infested body into the salty ocean water of the.. ...ocean.. he began to melt... melt away with his crabs. but as the salt was melting, rossi his love- uh co-worker went in after him, he gathered his melting body and took him to shore.

" Why would you do that?" he yelled, wanting a answer.

Reids unsightly wet, yet dry chapped lips made no move to answer the fat sweaty man holding his melting corpse... Instead..Reids crabbish body slipped seamlessly through rossis sausage fingers, which in turn caused rossi to start blushing. 'R-Reid...Dont touch me there'

"B-but I can't help it...I'm melting...I'm dying" Reid cried out as Rossi held him close, his chapped lips rubbing against one another.

I can help you...I just need to gather you up!" Rossi...SCREAMED for no reason as the sensation of Reid's melting legs tickling rossis flabby solid ones ended.. Rossi looked up to the sky and whale moaned, for he had become ravenous for the melting boys body

From behind him, Hotch made himself known as he tapped rossi with the bottle filled with Reid.

Little did hotch know...Rossi would do anything to feel that sensation again

"So, Rossi. We've got a whole day ahead of us" Hotch snickered.

Hotches eye holes of death roamed rossis flabby misshapen body... If only Rossi knew how much they stony eyed man had wanted to hold his flab.. Rossi turned to face him. Hotch needed to compose himself.. 'What would you like to do then...Rossi...?' Rossi licked his bony (?) lips...And shouted...Shouted like he was in labour... After his long pregnant shout, there was a pregnant pause. and with that pregnant pause... a revelation was born... Reids sexy crabby body had melted...but here was a -_- looking hunk right infront of him... It was time to go in..

Hotch looked at rossi as if something was wrong.

"Rossi, what are you doing?" He asked as he noted that the old man was looking into his nether regions for food.

"Well you said we had a...long day ahead of us...and I...yeah.."

"I ment of work." There was another preggied pause, this one longer then the other, and this was a twin.

He eyed Hotch, that bottle of lukeward reid will be in his bath...as soon as it can be

Rossi's impregnated pause grew... further fueled by him imagining bathing in reid... lawn mower head disease and all... reids crab faced lips crawling up every crack (fhjsf,fksjd) and crevice.. ... Unconciously, Rossi let out a whale moan... 'AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH AHHHAHGESHFHDS AUUUUAGAHAGHAYSHGHD' ...Hotches head snapped up in suprise... 'R-Rossi...? You really do know that i meant work right...?' But hotch was having a hard time keeping it together too... Seeing the disheveled lump of hair fat before him making whale noises into the sky made hotch hot under the collar..

..."Give me the bottle, Hotch" Rossi growled, but Hotch wasn't looking at his eyes anymore.

"..No, Rossi. Your going to give me what I want." called hotch, staggering from the left, grabbing a mangled arm of Rossi's and slidding the bottle O' Reid into his leather pants.

"This is Rape, dont do this!" Rossi called out, but his whale moan broke through...that was until...Garcia appeared moments later with...

REID?

As Garcia walked into the clearing which rossi and hotch stood.. a car came careering around a nonexistant curb and killed garcia. The car stopped and loaded her corpes into the back seat. (IM SORRY GARCIA... YOU WERE IN THE WAY ;A; ) ...Reids umbilical cord fell out of his mouth in shock... But this wasnt the time... he watched rossi hungrily stuff a bottle down his pants... ...but...but Hotch...seemed to be going in for Reids chubby baby... ... - Hotches eyes roamed rossis God given body... and found what they sought... rossis belt buckle... hotch clamped his cat hands around rossis waistline... and pulled.

"AUUUUUUUUGHHHH" Rossi let out another whale moan as the bottle cracked and a little bit of the reid damped his PANTIES.

'YOU STOLE MY BELT" Called hotch, clearly wanting his golden belt buckle back, but rossi couldn't reply, for the bottle was soaking him in places that made his heart sing out."H-Hotch...P-lplease sto-" Reid tried to say, but garcias corpse fell out of the sky and raped him.

As Rossi's whale moan was wrinkling his face, hotch had finally undone the buckle and the bottle broke...The water spread everywhere.

Rossi couldnt take it anymore... he was slightly mad that this reid fluid was soaking his victorias secret panties.. But the feeling made rossi let out a feral goat noise, 'GOOOAAATTT GOAAAAAAAAAA GOAAAAAAAA AAAA AAA GOAAAAAT G0OOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOOOB MOOOOOOOOOOADSD GAYNUS AAAAAA' As rossi screeched for the goats in heaven to help his wet thong dry, Hotch watched in morbid hormone fueled curiousity. Hotch proceeded to strip untill he was only clad in his la senza bra and victorias secret pants which matched rossis own... Reids body had turned into more water as it couldnt take dead person rape.

At that moment, JJ decided to vist the FBI so she could find the tv remote, and luck be with her as she found the door unlocked.

"Hey mawn, I cant find the rem-" She stopped talking as a wave of melted reid over took her and hotch, rossi was red faced and licking up the jucies causing hotch to take of his moob bra.

...all was quiet until rossi killed himself and died, causing the world to erupt at his feet and commit suicide.

A/N :

I hope you enjoyed this. this was a collaboration.

There will be more stories to come!