Kit Corp.
Kit - President Magik - Vice President Hiei - Mailman Yusuke - Secretary Kurama & Koenma - Lower Department - Clothes and accessories Botan & Kaiko - Mid Department - Make-up, hair & nail salons, hot springs, and other such things. Yukina - Library Kuwabara - Doorman
It was a cool winter night, WAY past work hours. The president of Kit Corporations, Kit, was staying the night since her folks were in town. Since she stayed, everyone stayed. Vice president Magik walked into Kit's office. "Kit, you can come stay at my place. Everyone's getting a bit tired of staying here." "Let them be tired. They'd do the same if they had folks like mine!" Kit pulled out a picture of her family, consisting of a pig, a chicken, and a rat. "Oi." Kit stood up. "They can sleep if they want. It's not like I'm locking everyone in here because I'm bored." "Like last time." Magik answered with a sigh.
*** flashback ***
Secretary Kuwabara runs into Kit's office. "President, everyone wants to go home! It's Christmas for God's sake!" Doorman Yusuke runs into Kit's office. "President, may I tend the door from inside?" Kit looked up from the paper work she was doing, a piece of paper with a pig, a chicken, and a rat drawn on it. "Kuwabara, you're fired. Yusuke, you're my new secretary." Yusuke jumped with glee as Kuwabara sulked, crying. Yusuke bounced out of the room as Kuwabara slowly walked out. "Kuwabara. You're hired. Enjoy Doorman." With that, she went back to drawing. Kuwabara started to cry harder. He had almost been free of this jail.
*** flashback ends ***
Magik leaned on the desk. "I think Kuwabara's starting to like his job." Kit bent down and put the picture in the drawer. "Nah, he's still pissed." goes to picture of Kuwabara out front. "Damn, good-for-nothing President!" goes back to the room with Magik and Kit Kits' phone rang. "Konbanwa. No. Do I have to? Do they have to? What if they can't? Fine. Whatever. Yes. Yes. No. Yeah. J." With that, she hung up the phone. "My folks want me to go home. WITH THE WHOLE COMPANY!!!! Oi!!!" Kit slammed her head hard onto the desk (think Lilo & Stich) Kit stood up, since she had ta sit down to hit her head, and straightened her hair. Picking up the remote on the corner of her desk she turned Magik. "Here we go." Magik walked up next to her friend who now faced a variety of TV screens. "Let's hope it's not like last time"
*** flashback ***
"Well, Magik. Let's get this over with!" Kit pushed a button on the remote and each screen was on each room in the HQ. The first one was placed in the Library with Yukina. Kuwabara, the new doorman, was down flirting with Yukina. Holding her hands and everything. The second was in the Lower Department with Kurama and Koenma. Koenma was in front of Kurama, as drunk as could be, shoving sake into poor Kurama's hands. The third was out front, where Kuwabara should be. The forth was placed in the Mid Department with Botan and Kaiko. The two were running amuck, using all the supplies that Kit had spent company money on for PAYING COSTOMERS! Fifth was on her new secretary, asleep and drooling all over important documents. The final one, Kit's favorite, was on the mailman, Hiei. He wasn't asleep, nor was he messing around. He was busy sorting out mail, writing mail, and getting mail ready to be sent out the next day. Kit smiled softly, then shook it off. "Oi! People! Wake-up, pay attention, and stop messing around!" No one listened. No one, that is, accept Hiei. He looked up at the camera, placed at the corner of his office room. Through the camera, which was more like a TV, he could see his boss. Kit looked at the screens. Was getting BEYOND pissed. She turned the volume down on Hiei's, and the volume up on everyone else's. "PAY ATTENCHION YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING SHIT-HEADS!!! Sorry, Yukina." Everyone jumped and turned.
*** flashback ends **
"Oi." Kit shook her head. Magik patted her boss on the shoulder. "I agree. I remember how pissed you were. I was there, remember?" Kit pointed the controller at the screens. "Here we go!"
click The screens turned on in each room. Yukina, in the Library, was on the computer. 'Good.' Koenma and Kurama, in the Lower Department, were doing inventory while talking about girls. 'sigh men.' Botan and Kaiko, in the mid Department, were playing cards and drinking some kind of alcohol. 'Botan's idea, I bet. Probably sake, too..' Out front, Kuwabara was shivering to death. 'I'll let him in in a few.' Yusuke was asleep, drooling on important documents. 'Baka.' Hiei was doing his usual, slower, though, as not to run out of things to do before time. 'This has to stop. Hiei probably won't want to come anyways. Well, lets do this.' Kit straightened up. "Konbanwa, minna-san. I'm sorry to have kept you here through my selfishness. Please forgive me. My folks are in town, as I've already stated, and are staying at my house. They have asked that you come over for dinner. I advise you all to think up an excuse. These are people who will haunt your dreams for the rest of your lives. This s my family." Kit held the picture of a pig, a chicken, and a rat up so everyone could see. Yusuke, who was now awake, looked at the picture hard. "That can't be possible, President!" Hiei, who'd been very troubled by the picture, spoke up. "Porcupine head is right. You are far more beautiful than any farm animal." Of course, no one could hear what Hiei had said over the speaker since they were all arguing at one another over nothing important. Magik didn't hear it either, for she was to busy telling people to stop. Kit and Hiei just stood there staring at each other. "Oi! These people are impossible! Kit, could you lend me a hand?" Kit instantly snapped out of her trance and helped Magik. Hiei still stood there staring, but with a smile on his face.
Kit - President Magik - Vice President Hiei - Mailman Yusuke - Secretary Kurama & Koenma - Lower Department - Clothes and accessories Botan & Kaiko - Mid Department - Make-up, hair & nail salons, hot springs, and other such things. Yukina - Library Kuwabara - Doorman
It was a cool winter night, WAY past work hours. The president of Kit Corporations, Kit, was staying the night since her folks were in town. Since she stayed, everyone stayed. Vice president Magik walked into Kit's office. "Kit, you can come stay at my place. Everyone's getting a bit tired of staying here." "Let them be tired. They'd do the same if they had folks like mine!" Kit pulled out a picture of her family, consisting of a pig, a chicken, and a rat. "Oi." Kit stood up. "They can sleep if they want. It's not like I'm locking everyone in here because I'm bored." "Like last time." Magik answered with a sigh.
*** flashback ***
Secretary Kuwabara runs into Kit's office. "President, everyone wants to go home! It's Christmas for God's sake!" Doorman Yusuke runs into Kit's office. "President, may I tend the door from inside?" Kit looked up from the paper work she was doing, a piece of paper with a pig, a chicken, and a rat drawn on it. "Kuwabara, you're fired. Yusuke, you're my new secretary." Yusuke jumped with glee as Kuwabara sulked, crying. Yusuke bounced out of the room as Kuwabara slowly walked out. "Kuwabara. You're hired. Enjoy Doorman." With that, she went back to drawing. Kuwabara started to cry harder. He had almost been free of this jail.
*** flashback ends ***
Magik leaned on the desk. "I think Kuwabara's starting to like his job." Kit bent down and put the picture in the drawer. "Nah, he's still pissed." goes to picture of Kuwabara out front. "Damn, good-for-nothing President!" goes back to the room with Magik and Kit Kits' phone rang. "Konbanwa. No. Do I have to? Do they have to? What if they can't? Fine. Whatever. Yes. Yes. No. Yeah. J." With that, she hung up the phone. "My folks want me to go home. WITH THE WHOLE COMPANY!!!! Oi!!!" Kit slammed her head hard onto the desk (think Lilo & Stich) Kit stood up, since she had ta sit down to hit her head, and straightened her hair. Picking up the remote on the corner of her desk she turned Magik. "Here we go." Magik walked up next to her friend who now faced a variety of TV screens. "Let's hope it's not like last time"
*** flashback ***
"Well, Magik. Let's get this over with!" Kit pushed a button on the remote and each screen was on each room in the HQ. The first one was placed in the Library with Yukina. Kuwabara, the new doorman, was down flirting with Yukina. Holding her hands and everything. The second was in the Lower Department with Kurama and Koenma. Koenma was in front of Kurama, as drunk as could be, shoving sake into poor Kurama's hands. The third was out front, where Kuwabara should be. The forth was placed in the Mid Department with Botan and Kaiko. The two were running amuck, using all the supplies that Kit had spent company money on for PAYING COSTOMERS! Fifth was on her new secretary, asleep and drooling all over important documents. The final one, Kit's favorite, was on the mailman, Hiei. He wasn't asleep, nor was he messing around. He was busy sorting out mail, writing mail, and getting mail ready to be sent out the next day. Kit smiled softly, then shook it off. "Oi! People! Wake-up, pay attention, and stop messing around!" No one listened. No one, that is, accept Hiei. He looked up at the camera, placed at the corner of his office room. Through the camera, which was more like a TV, he could see his boss. Kit looked at the screens. Was getting BEYOND pissed. She turned the volume down on Hiei's, and the volume up on everyone else's. "PAY ATTENCHION YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING SHIT-HEADS!!! Sorry, Yukina." Everyone jumped and turned.
*** flashback ends **
"Oi." Kit shook her head. Magik patted her boss on the shoulder. "I agree. I remember how pissed you were. I was there, remember?" Kit pointed the controller at the screens. "Here we go!"
click The screens turned on in each room. Yukina, in the Library, was on the computer. 'Good.' Koenma and Kurama, in the Lower Department, were doing inventory while talking about girls. 'sigh men.' Botan and Kaiko, in the mid Department, were playing cards and drinking some kind of alcohol. 'Botan's idea, I bet. Probably sake, too..' Out front, Kuwabara was shivering to death. 'I'll let him in in a few.' Yusuke was asleep, drooling on important documents. 'Baka.' Hiei was doing his usual, slower, though, as not to run out of things to do before time. 'This has to stop. Hiei probably won't want to come anyways. Well, lets do this.' Kit straightened up. "Konbanwa, minna-san. I'm sorry to have kept you here through my selfishness. Please forgive me. My folks are in town, as I've already stated, and are staying at my house. They have asked that you come over for dinner. I advise you all to think up an excuse. These are people who will haunt your dreams for the rest of your lives. This s my family." Kit held the picture of a pig, a chicken, and a rat up so everyone could see. Yusuke, who was now awake, looked at the picture hard. "That can't be possible, President!" Hiei, who'd been very troubled by the picture, spoke up. "Porcupine head is right. You are far more beautiful than any farm animal." Of course, no one could hear what Hiei had said over the speaker since they were all arguing at one another over nothing important. Magik didn't hear it either, for she was to busy telling people to stop. Kit and Hiei just stood there staring at each other. "Oi! These people are impossible! Kit, could you lend me a hand?" Kit instantly snapped out of her trance and helped Magik. Hiei still stood there staring, but with a smile on his face.