One day I was walking down the street when Duo ran by, looking scared. There was something different about him…. Then I realized it. His braid was gone!
"Hmmm… this must be the work of one of Christin's odd fics…" I mumbled. "She just can't accept the fact the Al Gore left her… she just has to torture every guy she sees, doesn't she?"
Just then Quatre ran by. "Have you seen a man with a long brai… oh wait… never mind…" He looked worried. I pointed down the street in the direction Duo had run.
"He went that way. You might want to get to him before he realizes what Christin did to him." I said. Quatre looked at me strangely then ran off after Duo.
I walked down the street, stopping at a store window with a television on. It was more election news… I rolled my eyes. We could be the strongest country in the world, and we couldn't even elect a president properly. While I was watching the TV, Heero wandered by. He had that normal look on his face, like he had a painful mole on his foot that hurt every time he took a step. I decided I had spent enough time laughing at the election and that it was time to go. To keep with my tradition of killing Relena in every one of my Gundam Wing fics, I tracked her down, hit her over the head with a frying pan and walked on. I wanted to make it before it closed. Soon I reached by destination. I paid and walked in. I always loved the zoo… after all…. That's where all the monkeys were.
Ok… I know it was short, and well… odd and pointless… but I wrote this basically to prove one fact. Christin is still not over Al Gore.