It's All Ron's Fault.

A PennyBlue-Eyes LenaLovely12 Original. ^^

Chapter one

By Pen

Notes: hey, hey. This is our (Pen's and Mine) first joint fic. So please... be kind. Reviews are like money, the gift that keep on giving. ^_^

Warnings: Slash and possibly some crude humor. Depending on our moods. *evil grin*

Rating: erm um *looks at pen* PG to PG-13 for now. Might change later on. Me being the Hentai I am *snicker*

and On with the fic.

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"I just don't understand any of this!"

Harry looked at Seamus with something like shame in his green eyes.

"It's not my fault," he said quietly, trying to grab the other boys hand. He brushed Seamus's fingers, and Seamus snapped his hand away.

"You think we should stay separate because Ron is uneasy about it?" Seamus asked. "Who's fault is it then? Ok, Ron's your best friend, but we've been together for ages! And now poor Ronnie-kins is annoyed by it. I just don't believe that you could be so spineless!"

"I'm not!" Harry snapped. "If I were, I'd want to break up! But all I'm asking you is not to do - anything - in front of Ron."

Seamus's reply was to stalk downstairs to the Common Room. Harry sat down on his bed and sighed. Sure, he was gay. Ron had accepted that easily enough. He'd promised to deal with it, even help Harry if he needed it.

Then, instead, he'd bailed out.

"You can't go out with Seamus!" he'd said, eyes round. "It's just - weird, knowing that you share a room."

"I've shared a room for five years with all of you!" Harry had said. But Ron had been adamant. He could not cope with Harry and Seamus. So, Harry had appealed to his boyfriend. But even cooling off, not to mention pretending to break up, had sent Seamus into a spin. It now looked as if Harry would have to choose between his best friend and his boyfriend.

Why couldn't Ron trust him? He flopped down onto the bed and shut his eyes in defeat. It wasn't like he wanted Ron to join in. He just wanted Ron to accept who he was, the way he'd accepted Harry for five years. The problem was, Ron had had a plan in his head for years. He was going to set Harry up with Ginny, or Hermione. Now his idea was kaput, broken, gone.

Harry stood up and decided to find Seamus. He'd have to apologies, of course, and then try to talk to Ron again. But he didn't have to go that far. He bounced off Seamus in the doorway, landing hard on his ass on the floor. Seamus gave him a hand up, taking it away as soon as Harry was steady.

"Look, Harry, we need to talk. I know we just did, but this is something I really need to say." Seamus took a deep breath and went on. "Ron's been interfering with our relationship for ages. Even when we're by ourselves, you're paralyzed by the thought that Ron will come in. I can't do this anymore."

"You're breaking up with me?" Harry asked.

"I don't want to, but we can't go on like this." Seamus kissed Harry, hard, and walked out. Harry stood there, until the words actually seeped in.

Seamus had dropped him. He was single again.

"This is all his fault!" Harry roared at the empty room. He turned to Ron's bed, and, not for the first time, wanted to kill the red head.

Instead, he contented himself by putting Trevor into Ron's bed, and short sheeting it.

Ron really had to pay for this.

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That's chapter one. Short and sweet, just to torture you all. *evil cackle* I've had caffeine. *ponders* 5 reviews and you'll get the next chapter. Sounds fair? Hey usually I ask for 10 but since my birthday was Saturday (and I got a cell phone) I'm in a good mood.

JA! Pen and Lena.