Once Upon a Time in Waretown New Jersey there lived a retard named Erik Tazman mokracek.
Now Erik lived with his mother, sister Cassie, and niece. He would stuff his face with Swanson meals, Potato chips, Oreos, Twinkies And drank Hawaiian Punch. Then Eric would go to deviant Art and shitpost shitty edits pictures of his underaged waifus explaining what they're going to do and taking shits. One day Cassie's daughter took a dump in the toilet and instead of flushing it, Erik came in , reached in the toilet and took out the shit and played with it like play-dough. Then his mummie took away the shit and threw it away, this pissed him off so much this made Erik screamed like a chimpanzee, I deserve to be free!
When Cassie Found out about Erik's pedophillia to little girls, She took her kid and left.
Without little kids feces to play with Erik threw his biggest temper tantrum yet.
First he Yelled out the window "I Deserve To Be Free!" next he Smashed all the dishes while yelling the classix intro song. He then beat up his mother and killed her then reached up her butthole and grabbed a brick of shit, after that he ran into the street naked and covered in shit like a filthy pig. When he got back inside his house, he Then proceeded to have sex with his dog. Then Erik whipped out his shit covered cock and stuck it up the dogs asshole.
After that Fiasco he went to his room where the Lolli porn of Molly hale is kept, Erik got on his computer, took a picture of his cock and showed it to JeffyJeffyUHUHUH A.K.A. Kimmi.
When Kimmi saw his herpes she Got excited over this, took off her shitty Diaper and Started to masturbate to Erik's ugly dick. Yelling and screaming in excitement she came all over her room this brought the attention to her alcoholic dad who just got done fucking his wife in the asshole. He then came in and saw the mess ans proceed to beat Kimmis ass with a leather bullwhip. He then saw his daughter was in sexual contact with a 38 year old man. Kimmis dad then called the cops and they went to new Jersey and Arrested Erik.
In Prison a big thug named tyrone and saw Eriks fat ass. This gave him the boner the size of the Empire state Building. Later in the shower room the men were telling Erik to drop the soap and being the retard he did. Then big old Tyrone ripped out his dick, stuck his dick up Eriks tight ass and fucked him to death.
Without another retard in the world eating up the tax dollars Tyrone was given a lighter sentence.
In 3 months Tyrone was released. He now teaches boxers at the gym to fight.
The End!