Hello, people!! Okay, I've had this idea forever now, and my sister's been
nagging me to get it up. So now, I'm finally getting the story out! Be
warned, this is a very sad attempt at a humor fic and will probably suck,
but there you go. Thanks for reading and R&R! Oh, and if you have
anything to help with my writing, please tell me!-Shauna
Disclaimer: Inuyasha doesn't belong to me. I mean, think about it. If Inuyasha DID belong to me, why do you think I'd be here? I'd probably be off somewhere spending god-knows-how-much money on various things that have no purpose in life except to rot the brains of innocent minds so that the anorexic midgets can rule the world. Or something like that.
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Kagome Gets a Zit
The young girl stared into the mirror, shocked. How could this have happened to her? Why? In all of heavens, why? The dreaded thing that had haunted growing adolescents and even some adults. There was a solution, but who knew how long that would take? Then, a burst of realization swam over her.
She had to meet him. Right now.
"I can't let Inuyasha see me like this," Kagome mused aloud. "Would he find me repulsive?" Just then, she heard a knock on her bedroom door. "Kagome?" her mom asked. "Your dog-eared friend is waiting for you. He seems to be in a hurry." "Okay, mom," Kagome replied before returning to her thoughts. 'I guess I have no choice."
She walked outside to well (making sure to cover the horrible evil which rested upon her nose), where Inuyasha was waiting for her. "What the hell took you so long?" he demanded. 'Nice way to say hello,' Kagome thought, but she was used to it by now. "Let's go," she said as she headed toward the well. "Hey, wait a minute," Inuyasha said.
Kagome turned around. "What is it?" she asked. He grabbed the hand covering her nose. "What's wrong with your face?" he questioned. "Nothing!" she replied, almost too loudly. "Don't play with me, Kagome, I know you're hiding something!" "Inuyasha, let go! You're pushing me backwards!" But it was too late. The two of them were falling down the well in a matter of seconds.
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"Oof!" Kagome exclaimed as she landed. She looked towards Inuyasha, who had momentarily forgotten about her face as a result of the surprise of falling through the well. Kagome decided to climb up and make sure that no one was around before making a break for it. 'Maybe there's a cure in this time,' she thought. 'A chant, a spell, anything. I'm desperate.'
Kagome climbed up the well and poked her head out, making sure that only her eyes were revealed. "Good, no one's here," she muttered. She quickly glanced and Inuyasha to make sure that he wasn't following her and dashed off to the woods. Unfortunately, a young kitsune had been sleeping in the grass between Kagome and her destination and the girl tripped over him.
Shippo woke up with a yawn. "Oh, Kagome! You're back!" he said delightfully. Kagome picked herself up and, upon seeing her face, Shippo let out a bloodcurdling scream.
Upon hearing this, Inuyasha immediately went to see what was wrong. He skidded to a stop and gazed upon the object that Shippo so terribly feared.
It was a zit. A horrible, disgusting zit. It truly destroyed the girl's looks. Kagome was on the verge of tears.
"Just say it. I'm ugly. I'm ugly, aren't I, Inuyasha?" she cried. She truly felt miserable. But Inuyasha wasn't paying any attention to her emotions. He was staring at the bump on Kagome's nose. He didn't think. He didn't blink. He just kept staring, staring, staring.
Kagome noticed his silence. 'Oh, god, now he really does hate me. Why do I have to be cursed with this stupid acne? It's not my fault! Fighting youkai and collecting shards is very stressful!' She cried even harder. But what really upset her was the fact that Inuyasha said nothing. She stared at him through teary eyes. "Inuyasha? Why don't you say something?" No response. Kagome burst out in endless wails. "Oh, now look what you've done!" Shippo said. "You've completely hurt her feelings! You should apol.."
Shippo stopped as he saw Inuyasha approach Kagome. Gently, he held her face in his hands and stared deeply into her eyes. His face inched closer.and closer.and closer.
'Oh, my god, is he really going to.. going to.. going to kiss me?' Kagome began blushing a rosy color. It was only when he raised his hand that she realized what he was going to do.
"Sankon-Tets.."
"OSUWARI!!!"
Inuyasha fell down with a loud 'wham!' "Bitch! What was that for?" "Inuyasha, what the heck do you think you're doing??!!" Kagome screeched. "Are you trying to kill me?" "I was trying to kill that youkai on your face!" Inuyasha replied. "Anyone with half a brain can see that!" Kagome looked shocked. "Is it really that bad?" she asked. Tears began to fill her eyes for the second time that day. Even if Inuyasha was a bit thick, it was awfully low of him to suspect that her zit was a youkai. She looked down and muttered, "I should just go home. It's obvious that I'm too ugly to be around." Kagome began to walk towards the well when Inuyasha grabbed her arm, holding her back. "Hold it," he said. "You're not going anywhere until I get that thing off of your face. Now hold still!" "Inuyasha! It's nothing more than a zit! All I have to do is wash my face twice a day for a few days and it will go away!" "You sure?" Inuyasha asked, a quick plan forming in the hanyou's mind. He picked up Kagome and headed for a river, with Shippo in hot pursuit.
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"Hey, Sango.." a confused monk asked.
"Yeah, what?" responded the equally confused taiyjia.
"Why is Inuyasha dunking Kagome's head in the river repeatedly?"
"I have no clue."
Sango and Miroku had found Kagome, Inuyasha, and Shippo after hearing the ever-infamous cry of 'Osuwari!' They were calmly waiting as Shippo tried to fill them in. Miroku looked flabbergasted; he had never heard of such a thing. Sango on the other hand, began to wail as her early teenage memories were reawakened.
"Oh, you poor thing!" Sango cried. "A zit, of all things! How could this happen? You must be so mortified!" "There, there, Sango," Miroku said, unnecessarily comforting the teenage girl. Shippo, on the other hand, was terribly confused. He too, believed that this mysterious 'zit' was a youkai, but he had learned from Inuyasha's mistakes. He looked over to where the hanyou was dunking Kagome's head in the water again and again. 'Well, there's only one thing to do,' he thought. "Kitsune-bi!"
"ARRGGHHH!!!" Inuyasha cried as the blue flames scored his crimson clothing. Sango, quickly snapping out of her zit-enforced pity, took charge of the situation. "QUICK!" she bellowed. "INUYASHA! STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! KAGOME! GET ME A HUGE BUCKET OF WATER!" "Umm, Sango, we're next to a river." "I KNEW THAT, KAGOME! NO NEED TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS IN TIMES OF CRISIS!" Kagome and Shippo then proceeded to hide themselves behind Miroku as Sango grabbed hold of Inuyasha and rolled him over and over along the river's edge. When that didn't work, the grabbed the Hiraikotsu and slammed it into Inuyasha's stomach, sending him flying into the river. Cries of "Sango, you bitch!" could be heard as Inuyasha flowed downstream. This caused Kagome to forget about her facial problems and try to save the poor boy from an unlikely death. Unlikely death or not, these new circumstances caused Sango to hyperventilate and then pass out. Miroku caught her, but not without taking the opportunity to feel her bottom. "Miroku!" Shippo shrieked. "Inuyasha's flowing down the river! What are we gonna do?" Miroku, quickly gathering his senses, didn't need to be told twice. He threw Sango over his shoulder, grabbed Shippo by the tail, and ran downstream, soon catching up with Kagome.
"INUYASHAAA!" Kagome screamed. Inuyasha was flowing downstream, inhaling gallons of water as he went. If the hanyou had any weakness besides the new moon, it was apparently water. He sputtered and sputtered until he caught sight of something that made his heart fall. "Oh, crap! Waterfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!"
Inuyasha was soon plummeting to his doom.
Or so he thought.
He would have, had it not been for Kagome's quick thinking, or rather, lack of judgment. Knowing that he could turn into a giant pink balloon thingie, Kagome hurled Shippo downwards so that he would be able to catch Inuyasha. It would have worked, had it not been for the fact that Shippo seemed to enjoy the changes in pressure that occurred when Inuyasha bounced off him and continued to act as a trampoline for a few moments. This all stopped when Sango reawakened and realized her position. She gave Miroku her well- known slap which knocked him off of the edge and onto Shippo's ballony body. The poor orphan could hold only one person at a time, not two, and retransformed into his kitsune form, much to the disappointment of Inuyasha and Miroku. The three boys fell into the water, causing a big 'splash!' Sango decided it would be a good idea to call Kirara so the cat could pick them up. When the whole group was reunited, Inuyasha said something that startled them all.
"All right, I'm gonna slay that youkai once and for all!"
Apparently, the day's events hadn't made Inuyasha forget about his original goal. "What a one-track mind," Miroku whispered to Sango. Kagome, instead of crying for the third time that day, became infuriated. "Inuyasha! How many times do I have to tell you before it gets through your dense head! This is a zit! A freaking zit! It is not a youkai and will go away with soap and warm water! Get it through your head!" Inuyasha was crushed. He never wanted to hurt Kagome; he just wanted to save her from the horrifying zit. "Kagome, I." he began, but was soon interrupted when he was rudely forced to the ground. Since there were no words from Kagome, this could only mean one thing.
"Hey, Woh-mahn!" Kouga said in an uncharacteristically jolly mood. "Kouga, you jerk!" Inuyasha scowled. "Get lost, I'm busy here!" "With what?" Kouga asked, not really caring. "There's a youkai on Kagome's face!" Shippo cried, forgetting about not hurting Kagome's feelings. "What are you talking about?" Kouga replied. He grabbed Kagome and turned him towards her. One look at her face told him all he needed to know.
"Aaahhh!! Oh, my god! What is that?! It's utterly hideous! Get it away, get it away!" That did it. Convinced that she was no longer wanted, Kagome ran blindly toward the woods. Unfortunately, she was running blindly, which meant she wasn't really paying any attention to where she was going, and ran smack-dab into a tree. She fell backwards, unconscious, while the others just stared and sweatdropped.
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That evening, the whole group gathered in Kaede's hut. Kagome was still unconscious and had some sort of herbs covering her zit. Kaede, meanwhile, was still trying to figure the whole situation out.
"So..yeah..really..erm..what was that again?" This would take a bit more explaining.
Tired from the day's events, Shippo decided to take a lollipop from Kagome's backpack. He began licked the sweet delight and went outside to reflect upon the days events. Just as he was nearing the end of his lollipop, he bit into and screamed.
"OOOOWWW!!! MY TOOTH!!! MY POOR TOOTH!!!!!"
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So, how was it? Good, bad, ugly, horrible? Please tell me what you think! I know, Sango was pretty OOC in this chapter, but that's nothing compared to what I have in store for her in the later chapters. Hehehe! Oh, and this story does have a plot, by the way. It will just take a while for the plot to be developed. Next chapter: "Shippo gets a toothache!" R&R!
Disclaimer: Inuyasha doesn't belong to me. I mean, think about it. If Inuyasha DID belong to me, why do you think I'd be here? I'd probably be off somewhere spending god-knows-how-much money on various things that have no purpose in life except to rot the brains of innocent minds so that the anorexic midgets can rule the world. Or something like that.
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Kagome Gets a Zit
The young girl stared into the mirror, shocked. How could this have happened to her? Why? In all of heavens, why? The dreaded thing that had haunted growing adolescents and even some adults. There was a solution, but who knew how long that would take? Then, a burst of realization swam over her.
She had to meet him. Right now.
"I can't let Inuyasha see me like this," Kagome mused aloud. "Would he find me repulsive?" Just then, she heard a knock on her bedroom door. "Kagome?" her mom asked. "Your dog-eared friend is waiting for you. He seems to be in a hurry." "Okay, mom," Kagome replied before returning to her thoughts. 'I guess I have no choice."
She walked outside to well (making sure to cover the horrible evil which rested upon her nose), where Inuyasha was waiting for her. "What the hell took you so long?" he demanded. 'Nice way to say hello,' Kagome thought, but she was used to it by now. "Let's go," she said as she headed toward the well. "Hey, wait a minute," Inuyasha said.
Kagome turned around. "What is it?" she asked. He grabbed the hand covering her nose. "What's wrong with your face?" he questioned. "Nothing!" she replied, almost too loudly. "Don't play with me, Kagome, I know you're hiding something!" "Inuyasha, let go! You're pushing me backwards!" But it was too late. The two of them were falling down the well in a matter of seconds.
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"Oof!" Kagome exclaimed as she landed. She looked towards Inuyasha, who had momentarily forgotten about her face as a result of the surprise of falling through the well. Kagome decided to climb up and make sure that no one was around before making a break for it. 'Maybe there's a cure in this time,' she thought. 'A chant, a spell, anything. I'm desperate.'
Kagome climbed up the well and poked her head out, making sure that only her eyes were revealed. "Good, no one's here," she muttered. She quickly glanced and Inuyasha to make sure that he wasn't following her and dashed off to the woods. Unfortunately, a young kitsune had been sleeping in the grass between Kagome and her destination and the girl tripped over him.
Shippo woke up with a yawn. "Oh, Kagome! You're back!" he said delightfully. Kagome picked herself up and, upon seeing her face, Shippo let out a bloodcurdling scream.
Upon hearing this, Inuyasha immediately went to see what was wrong. He skidded to a stop and gazed upon the object that Shippo so terribly feared.
It was a zit. A horrible, disgusting zit. It truly destroyed the girl's looks. Kagome was on the verge of tears.
"Just say it. I'm ugly. I'm ugly, aren't I, Inuyasha?" she cried. She truly felt miserable. But Inuyasha wasn't paying any attention to her emotions. He was staring at the bump on Kagome's nose. He didn't think. He didn't blink. He just kept staring, staring, staring.
Kagome noticed his silence. 'Oh, god, now he really does hate me. Why do I have to be cursed with this stupid acne? It's not my fault! Fighting youkai and collecting shards is very stressful!' She cried even harder. But what really upset her was the fact that Inuyasha said nothing. She stared at him through teary eyes. "Inuyasha? Why don't you say something?" No response. Kagome burst out in endless wails. "Oh, now look what you've done!" Shippo said. "You've completely hurt her feelings! You should apol.."
Shippo stopped as he saw Inuyasha approach Kagome. Gently, he held her face in his hands and stared deeply into her eyes. His face inched closer.and closer.and closer.
'Oh, my god, is he really going to.. going to.. going to kiss me?' Kagome began blushing a rosy color. It was only when he raised his hand that she realized what he was going to do.
"Sankon-Tets.."
"OSUWARI!!!"
Inuyasha fell down with a loud 'wham!' "Bitch! What was that for?" "Inuyasha, what the heck do you think you're doing??!!" Kagome screeched. "Are you trying to kill me?" "I was trying to kill that youkai on your face!" Inuyasha replied. "Anyone with half a brain can see that!" Kagome looked shocked. "Is it really that bad?" she asked. Tears began to fill her eyes for the second time that day. Even if Inuyasha was a bit thick, it was awfully low of him to suspect that her zit was a youkai. She looked down and muttered, "I should just go home. It's obvious that I'm too ugly to be around." Kagome began to walk towards the well when Inuyasha grabbed her arm, holding her back. "Hold it," he said. "You're not going anywhere until I get that thing off of your face. Now hold still!" "Inuyasha! It's nothing more than a zit! All I have to do is wash my face twice a day for a few days and it will go away!" "You sure?" Inuyasha asked, a quick plan forming in the hanyou's mind. He picked up Kagome and headed for a river, with Shippo in hot pursuit.
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"Hey, Sango.." a confused monk asked.
"Yeah, what?" responded the equally confused taiyjia.
"Why is Inuyasha dunking Kagome's head in the river repeatedly?"
"I have no clue."
Sango and Miroku had found Kagome, Inuyasha, and Shippo after hearing the ever-infamous cry of 'Osuwari!' They were calmly waiting as Shippo tried to fill them in. Miroku looked flabbergasted; he had never heard of such a thing. Sango on the other hand, began to wail as her early teenage memories were reawakened.
"Oh, you poor thing!" Sango cried. "A zit, of all things! How could this happen? You must be so mortified!" "There, there, Sango," Miroku said, unnecessarily comforting the teenage girl. Shippo, on the other hand, was terribly confused. He too, believed that this mysterious 'zit' was a youkai, but he had learned from Inuyasha's mistakes. He looked over to where the hanyou was dunking Kagome's head in the water again and again. 'Well, there's only one thing to do,' he thought. "Kitsune-bi!"
"ARRGGHHH!!!" Inuyasha cried as the blue flames scored his crimson clothing. Sango, quickly snapping out of her zit-enforced pity, took charge of the situation. "QUICK!" she bellowed. "INUYASHA! STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! KAGOME! GET ME A HUGE BUCKET OF WATER!" "Umm, Sango, we're next to a river." "I KNEW THAT, KAGOME! NO NEED TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS IN TIMES OF CRISIS!" Kagome and Shippo then proceeded to hide themselves behind Miroku as Sango grabbed hold of Inuyasha and rolled him over and over along the river's edge. When that didn't work, the grabbed the Hiraikotsu and slammed it into Inuyasha's stomach, sending him flying into the river. Cries of "Sango, you bitch!" could be heard as Inuyasha flowed downstream. This caused Kagome to forget about her facial problems and try to save the poor boy from an unlikely death. Unlikely death or not, these new circumstances caused Sango to hyperventilate and then pass out. Miroku caught her, but not without taking the opportunity to feel her bottom. "Miroku!" Shippo shrieked. "Inuyasha's flowing down the river! What are we gonna do?" Miroku, quickly gathering his senses, didn't need to be told twice. He threw Sango over his shoulder, grabbed Shippo by the tail, and ran downstream, soon catching up with Kagome.
"INUYASHAAA!" Kagome screamed. Inuyasha was flowing downstream, inhaling gallons of water as he went. If the hanyou had any weakness besides the new moon, it was apparently water. He sputtered and sputtered until he caught sight of something that made his heart fall. "Oh, crap! Waterfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!"
Inuyasha was soon plummeting to his doom.
Or so he thought.
He would have, had it not been for Kagome's quick thinking, or rather, lack of judgment. Knowing that he could turn into a giant pink balloon thingie, Kagome hurled Shippo downwards so that he would be able to catch Inuyasha. It would have worked, had it not been for the fact that Shippo seemed to enjoy the changes in pressure that occurred when Inuyasha bounced off him and continued to act as a trampoline for a few moments. This all stopped when Sango reawakened and realized her position. She gave Miroku her well- known slap which knocked him off of the edge and onto Shippo's ballony body. The poor orphan could hold only one person at a time, not two, and retransformed into his kitsune form, much to the disappointment of Inuyasha and Miroku. The three boys fell into the water, causing a big 'splash!' Sango decided it would be a good idea to call Kirara so the cat could pick them up. When the whole group was reunited, Inuyasha said something that startled them all.
"All right, I'm gonna slay that youkai once and for all!"
Apparently, the day's events hadn't made Inuyasha forget about his original goal. "What a one-track mind," Miroku whispered to Sango. Kagome, instead of crying for the third time that day, became infuriated. "Inuyasha! How many times do I have to tell you before it gets through your dense head! This is a zit! A freaking zit! It is not a youkai and will go away with soap and warm water! Get it through your head!" Inuyasha was crushed. He never wanted to hurt Kagome; he just wanted to save her from the horrifying zit. "Kagome, I." he began, but was soon interrupted when he was rudely forced to the ground. Since there were no words from Kagome, this could only mean one thing.
"Hey, Woh-mahn!" Kouga said in an uncharacteristically jolly mood. "Kouga, you jerk!" Inuyasha scowled. "Get lost, I'm busy here!" "With what?" Kouga asked, not really caring. "There's a youkai on Kagome's face!" Shippo cried, forgetting about not hurting Kagome's feelings. "What are you talking about?" Kouga replied. He grabbed Kagome and turned him towards her. One look at her face told him all he needed to know.
"Aaahhh!! Oh, my god! What is that?! It's utterly hideous! Get it away, get it away!" That did it. Convinced that she was no longer wanted, Kagome ran blindly toward the woods. Unfortunately, she was running blindly, which meant she wasn't really paying any attention to where she was going, and ran smack-dab into a tree. She fell backwards, unconscious, while the others just stared and sweatdropped.
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That evening, the whole group gathered in Kaede's hut. Kagome was still unconscious and had some sort of herbs covering her zit. Kaede, meanwhile, was still trying to figure the whole situation out.
"So..yeah..really..erm..what was that again?" This would take a bit more explaining.
Tired from the day's events, Shippo decided to take a lollipop from Kagome's backpack. He began licked the sweet delight and went outside to reflect upon the days events. Just as he was nearing the end of his lollipop, he bit into and screamed.
"OOOOWWW!!! MY TOOTH!!! MY POOR TOOTH!!!!!"
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So, how was it? Good, bad, ugly, horrible? Please tell me what you think! I know, Sango was pretty OOC in this chapter, but that's nothing compared to what I have in store for her in the later chapters. Hehehe! Oh, and this story does have a plot, by the way. It will just take a while for the plot to be developed. Next chapter: "Shippo gets a toothache!" R&R!