Don't own Bleach. ebonyangel666 helped me develop this idea.

Orihime looked behind her. And there he was again. And again, she couldn't tell who it was. But she new it was an arrancar.

For the past month or so, someone had been following Orihime as she wondered the halls of Los Noches. He always made sure that when she did look behind, his face was in the shadows. But she could still see the white coat of course, and it wasn't Grimmjow. She was sure of that. He was everywhere she went at least when she was alone. And it was beginning to freak her out. For Orihime had never had a stalker before, and this was a stalker. At night, she would sometimes hear someone outside her door, and sometimes feel cold air as the door was opened. Pervert.

She had just turned a corner when she dropped something. She bent down to pick it up. As she was, she heard something, a soft sound. Like someone putting their hand on the wall quickly. She whipped around to find…Ulquiorra? HE was the stalker?

Orihime was sitting on her bed, talking to Grimmjow, who was sitting on a chair.

"So, I found out who the guy stalking me was." She said, sometime during their conversation.

"Finally. So, who was the pervert?"

"Ulquiorra."

"What? That (long string of curse words.) Wait here." Grimmjow got a very ticked off expression, and walked out the door. "Ulquiorra! Get your (word that starts with an A) over hear you (certain word that starts with a B)! He stormed off to the 4th espada's quarters.

He came back awhile later, looking very pleased with himself. "No ones gonna be stalkin' you again. Unless they want to die."

At the next Espada meeting, Ulquiorra looked as if a semi had hit him, and didn't say what had happened. He wasn't going to admit he was actually a pervert. While he was busy brown-nosing, doing his job, and everything else, he was also being watching. Specifically Orihime.

I knew i forgot something on thunder's author note. So here it goes.

SCHOOLS OUT YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! STAYING UP LATE, WRITING, READING, FRIENDS, PARTIES, MANGA, ANIME, THE AAU!! MUSIC ROCKS!! DONT FORGET THE CANDY, POP, CHEESECAKE, HAMBURGERS, STEAK AND ALL THE OTHER GOOD FOOD LIKE MARSHMALLOWS!!

muses: run, far, far away. lonewolfzaraki: YIPPPPPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NO MORE STUPID SPITTING MATH TEACHERS.!!

i'm sorry, i'm just really happy. Anyway, who would've thought Ulqui was a perv?