Small one-shot, all human, I don't own Twilight.

It had to be done. Bella stood there, looking at the mess she made. She knew she should have just talked to Rose about it, but she was past her limit. It was always staring at her with its non-blinking eyes. Especially in the dark, when Bella would have a late night snack. It watched her, always watching.

Until today, she was fed up with it and went to the shed and got an ax. She walked back into the house and stared the wooden vampire in the face, and what she did next was totally out of character for her.

She raised the ax and with a battle cry she started chopping it. Chopping it into little pieces for all the damage it has caused with its creepy looking self.

As Bella was throwing the last of the wooden vampire in the fire place Rosalie came home.

"Hey, Bella, what'd ya do today?" She asked.

"Bella Swan took an ax and gave her friend's wooden vampire forty wacks." Bella said mixing up the known legend of Lizzy Borden. Rosalie's eyes widened.

"You what? Bella how could you?" Rosalie cried.

"I was fed up with it always watching me." Bella stated calmly. Bella leaned back more in the chair, watching the fire place.

"Well, where is it now?" Rosalie asked.

"Burning." Bella said as she got up an went into her room. Rosalie looked in the fire place and saw the head staring at her as it burned. She turned away and frowned.

"Creepy." she said and walked back to her room, also.

How was that, I have a thing for one shots. Tell me your thoughts and any requests for one shots. I can pretty much write a one shot for anything.

Lizzie Sixx