A/N Heeheehee! I'm so excited to be typing up a new story! This one kinda hit me in the face like a box full of lead this morning! It's a snow day up here in PA so it's not like I have anything better to do XP. Enjoy my first (mostly) humor story!

Disclaimer- I do not own Tsubasa Chronicle it belongs to CLAMP. All original characters do belong to me, though XP

Warnings- There IS yaoi! Nothing really descriptive, just kinda mentioned. And there are some of the holy commandments broken for religious people… if this offends you please leave now, I don't mean to be rude but I don't want any flames about this when you ignored the warning. Also, I'm using my favorite spelling of Fai's last name so don't kill me.

To the rest of you, please enjoy!

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There he is. That stupid idiot is just walking down the hallway like nothing in the world is wrong… Damn him… He's enjoying his life with my brother, being a jock guy in this dumb school… and look what happened now… why did HE have to be the one to ruin my life?! All I know is that things are gonna be awkward between me, him, and my brother from here on out…

Aw crap he's walking over here…

He was talking to his friends before looking at me. He waves. I wave back, just to be polite. He left his friends and walked over to me.

"Hey," He says in his deep voice.

Stupid senior is soooo… stupid.

"Yo," I respond, opening my locker. "What's up with you? You sound pissed. Did Fai hide your favorite pants again?" I sighed. He knows that these are my favorite pants? Oh yeah I told him that on that night…

"Obviously not if I'm wearing them," I say sarcastically. I pull out my math book which causes my French textbook to fall out as well. He picked it up for me and put it back in my locker. "So what crawled up your ass and died?"

"Nothing." I told him, slamming my locker shut. I began to walk away, but he followed me. "Hey!" He yelled, "What are you so pissed about? You act like I did something!" I turned around and faced him, "Did you ever think that maybe you did?!"

"What are you talking about?!"

"Kuro-puu! Kisa-kitty! What are you guys yelling about?" My brother calls from down the hallway. He pops up and hugs him. "It's nothing. I'll see you at home, Fai. I'm gonna call you later, Kurogane." I tell them, stomping down the hallway to my homeroom.

I pull the door open and slam it shut behind me. "Ms. Flowright! What do you think you're doing?!" My ancient homeroom teacher yells. "I'm walking into your classroom, ancient history!" I yell back. She turns a weird shade of purple before turning around and walking to the chalkboard and writing on it. She's only writing her lesson plan up there. So ancient history isn't mad enough to give me a detention?

Hm.

Hooray for me.

I walk to my desk and throw my book bag onto the ground before sliding into the seat. My stomach feels weird… Well, that's to be expected in my condition. Oh yeah, so I gotta explain exactly what my condition is, don't I? Here goes. I'm pregnant. Yeah, I know, big shocker, right? Here's the kicker; my older brother (Fai)'s boyfriend (Kurogane) is the father. Yep. How screwed up is that? It happened about 2 months ago when Fai was out of town for a track meet.

My mom and dad decided to go on a second honeymoon since Fai wouldn't be home. I'm a perfectly normal teenager who can take care of herself so what's the big deal? Obviously my parent's didn't think that their not-marked bottle of spiked Pepsi left out on the table would cause problems. Kurogane came over thinking I might be lonely. When I'm lonely I do some crazy shit. Like one time I decorated the house with toilet paper and shaving cream. Fai called him and told him to baby sit me. Neither of them told me but I knew that's what it was.

So, me, being a good hostess, poured us each a nice, big glass of, get this, Pepsi. And spiked Pepsi in the hands of some high schoolers leads to a bad drunken decision. Yup. I made my older brother's boyfriend cheat on him with his little sister. Huh. No need to remind me to never drink again. So that leads up to my angry mood now. I have to tell Kurogane, but I don't know how. I'm just gonna call him and tell him after school while Fai is at practice. Kurogane plays football, and the coach is sick right now so the team just goes to the weight room after school for about an hour. There is about another hour until Fai is done with his practice, so that's how long I have to call Kurogane.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. BEEP.

Oh, it's time to continue with this hell of a school day.

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Math.

English.

(Locker)

Lunch.

French.

Science.

I glared at my schedule. Why, oh why, did they think that making me have lunch with the two people I want to avoid most right now was a good idea? Maybe I should skip lunch. My stomach growled at me for this thought. Hmm. Maybe I should eat.

I stepped into the room and coughed. All of the different smells are too much for my super sensitive pregnancy nose. I kinda don't wanna eat right now. Ugh. My stomach just growled at me again. I'll just eat some of Fai's French Fries. Heh heh. Alliteration. Oh crap I totally just came from English.

I sat down at the normal table. I always knew where to sit; I'm the youngest one there. I sit Fai, Kurogane and their senior friends. I am a junior, thus, I stick out like a sore thumb. Nobody cares though. It's not like I matter that much. I'm really just Fai's favorite accessory. He forces me to go everywhere with him. I'm sure if he could find a purse big enough to fit me in he totally would drag me around like a celebrity and their little dog. I buried my head in my arms.

About two minutes later two lanky arms wrapped around me. "Kisa-kitty! Why are you in such a bad mood today! Kuro-puu told me that he got you mad!"

I could hear Kurogane wince at the nick name; it was Fai's favorite torture technique. "It's nothing." I mumbled from under my arms. "Something's wrong. I'll ask you after I get lunch!" I heard him bounce off to the lunch line. Up, stomach is growling again. Maybe it's the baby yelling at me for my stupidity. Hm. Sounds like a good enough plan.

I heard something hit the table next to my head. It was a book. Spanish II. Who do I know that takes Spanish II? Oh, I know.

"Kuro-chii! That was rude! Maybe Kisa-Kuu is just sleepy!" Oh. It's Kurogane's book.

Oh great.

"What are you so pissed about?!" Ooh He's mad at me. "It's none of your business," I tell him, glaring up at him. "You said I made you mad! Tell me what I did so I can tell you whether or not you have the right to be pissed or not!" He yelled.

"I never said you were the reason! I said 'maybe'!" I yelled back.

That caught him off guard.

I picked up my books and stomped out of the big room, earning a few glances between me and that spawn of Satan.

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I stepped out of that school and saw Fai running with the track team. Ugh. That just reminded me about what I have to do today. Hey, why is only half the team there? Oh well. I'll find out from Fai later. I stepped onto the grey sidewalk with my hoodie on and walked in the direction of my house. After about five minutes of walking I heard someone calling my name. I spun around and saw a friend of mine run up to me.

"Kisa! It's been a while!" She said, panting. "Hey, Sakura. What's going down?" I asked her. "Oh nothing much," She said, falling into step beside me. Sakura and I have been friends since, like, forever. We live about two houses away from each other. Her older brother and his best friend are some of the other seniors I sit with at lunch.

"Kisa, Touya told me you got really mad at Kurogane today and didn't eat lunch," God why did she have to talk with her brother already? Sakura is gonna make me tell her what's up and I'll tell her willingly. She has this thing about her that just makes you want to tell her anything.

Really.

Like, for shiz.

"Here," She handed me a candy bar. The spawn in my stomach growled at me again. I took the chocolate from her and opened it.

"I figured that you didn't eat yet so I picked up something from the vending machine for you."

Why does she ALWAYS care about EVERYTHING?!

"Thanks," I told her. I bit off a piece before the sea monkey in my uterus decided to gnaw through and eat it for me.

"So, is there a reason you're so moody?" She said with a smile.

"I…"

"Well? You know I'll keep it a secret," She said with a smile.

My defenses broke down and made me tell her.

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Sakura was totally excited. She's jumping for joy while I'm staring at her with this dumb look on my face. We made it back to my house, and she's jumping all over my room. I just sat on the bean-bag chair that was beside my bed. "OH!" She stopped and grabbed my cell phone off of my dresser.

"Call him." She said, totally serious.

What. The hell.

I'm the pregnant one; I'm the one who's supposed to be having mood swings here. I took the phone from her. "What am I supposed to say?" I asked, "'Hey, man, what's up? Hey, do you remember the night we did it when Fai was out of town? Well guess what? Your evil little swimmer gnawed through an egg and now I'm carrying your spawn?' Cuz I think that's a little blunt." I told her.

"Just call him or I'll call him for you!" Sakura said, in a rare moment of anger. I sighed and opened the phone. My heart began pounding in my chest as I punched in the number.

"Yo," His deep voice came.

"K-Kurogane?" I asked. Ugh. Fudge, of course it's him.

"Oh it's you. Are you finally gonna tell me what's got your panties in a bunch?" He sounded angry. Well, of course he is.

"Yeah… uh, I am. Well… do you, uh, do you remember that night that F-Fai was… um… out of town…?"

"…Yes…" Neither of us liked talking about this.

"Well… uh… I'm… uh… pregnant…"

The door was slammed open in an instant. "Who is that?!" My blond brother yelled as he entered the room.

"F-Fai!" I said, gasping. Sakura stared at us with a look of panic. "How much did you hear?!" I yelped.

"I heard you say you're pregnant!" He yelled. He grabbed the phone out of my hand. "Wait! No!" I said, Sakura gasped. I reached up to try to grab said stolen item from his grasp.

I did not want Fai to know yet… if at all.

"Who is this?" He asked into the receiver.

"Fai…" I heard Kurogane's voice from the other end of the line.

The small silver phone fell from his hands and on to the floor. Fai's bright blue eyes opened wide as he stared at me. Sakura scooped up the phone and ran into the hallway to end the conversation.

"Kisa… what did you do?" He asked, barely above a whisper. I gulped as I stared into the eyes of my beloved brother.

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A/N Ack… it's really dramatic now. Sorry about the cliff anger, but this thing is almost seven pages long. I'm glad that I can write soooo much right now! Hopefully you like it! Tell me you do! Pleasssseee! I'll continue if you do!