Jacob's Poem to Bella

by paramore09

I know Jacob wouldn't atually write a poem about Bella, so there's some of Jake's humour in this. It's really short, I know, but I can't think of anything else that'll ryhme with what I've thought of.

BELLA – BY JACOB

Bella, I love you, won't you see

That I am the one who is meant to be

I know you love the parasite,

But you know that if he does one bite,

I will have to fight and kill

Man, I gotta go see Dr Phil

My best friend is the girl I'm in love with

If she could only see I have so much to give

But what I would do to punch and push

Stupid bloodsucker until he falls on his stupid marble tush

Bella, oh, Bella

Why won't you settle for a Quileute fella?