Author's note: Small idea that I HAD to write down before I forgot. Review if it stinks, or if it was good. Disclaimer: I do NOT own Doctor Who, or Daleks. P.S. The Dalek is speaking this.
Hello, HU-MANS! Have you EV-ER WANT-ED to get rid of LOWER LIFE-FORMS? OBSERVE! NOW!
"Oh, look at the petty HU-MANS! They must LE-AVE the EA-RTH! But, their numbers are MANY! HOW to rid of THEM?" -Dalek
The ANSWER is SIM-PLE, except to you HU-MANS. BUY A MINI-ATURE DALEK! THEY will EX-TER-MIN-ATE ALL the PESTS in your LOWLY SHELTER. OBSERVE this SATIS-FIED CUSTOMER!
"YES! I AM SATIS-FIED. The HUT has been COMPLETELY WIPED OU-T of non-INTELLIGENT life-forms!" –Satisfied DALEK
Get a MINIATURE DALEK NOW! Help remove PESTS from the EA-RTH!
Also, TRY CYBER-MEN COSMETIC SUR-GERY! UP-GRADE TO THE BETTER YOU!