To: Sherlock
We're out of milk, would you mind getting some milk?
To: Sherlock
I still make two cups of tea, it's been a week, come back?
To: Sherlock
Your funeral is tomorrow, should I wear the dotted or striped tie?
To: Sherlock
Ms. Hudson told me you were dead today, strange right?
To: Sherlock
Come back.
To: Sherlock
You always loved to communicate by text, so why haven't you answered?
To: Sherlock
Whenever I text someone else, the words are misspelled and without punctuation. I don't think you understand the words if they aren't perfect in their presentation.
To: Sherlock
We still don't have any milk.
To: Sherlock
I don't talk to Lestrade anymore. It gets too awkward.
To: Sherlock
My new girlfriend's name is Lonnie, you'd hate her.
To: Sherlock
Learned that Lonnie can't hold a gun correctly, I don't think it'll work out.
To: Sherlock
It's been a year; I hope you stay away from drugs.
To: Sherlock
Harry said that she'd sober up so that she could keep an eye on me. She's lying isn't she?
To: Sherlock
The house doesn't smell like you at all anymore, every book has aired out, all your clothes neatly folded, and Ms. Hudson doesn't want me to keep reminding myself of you.
To: Sherlock
I haven't snogged anybody in a while (since Lonnie), could I be depressed?
To: Sherlock
I believe it's your turn to fetch us some milk, we're out.
To: Sherlock
I just realized the similarities between A Princess Bride and the last scene in A Study in Pink.
To: Sherlock
I liked the new hat, but it makes me feel like I should be wearing catching to the eye, like a monocle.
To: Sherlock
I know you're alive, though it's been two years.
To: Sherlock
You come and talk to me sometimes, but only in my dreams.
To: Sherlock
I miss you.
To: Sherlock
I love you.
To: Sherlock
Come back to me.
To: Sherlock
I miss my consulting detective.
To: John
Pick me up at Paddington Station. Murder, gunshot stopped halfway through skull, but no bullet found. Come quickly.
I love you too.
To: Sherlock
Remind me to pick up the milk.
Angst since watching the last episode, I needed to get over it somehow.
BLUGHHUGUGUGUGGGGG JOHN NEEDS YOU!
I can't wait for 2013.