I'm Alexis and I'm the daughter of Star-lord and Alira van-adas, she was a major Assassin and Vault Theif up until I turned Three she was killed in action and there was no one else to take care of me except for my grandfather who turned me in to a Rogue weapon and got me a job as a hired assassin and Theif and I'm eleven and I have done more than 126 missions this year and in my entire life I've done 6,000 missions and my parents thing was a one night stand it started as soon as it ended and my outlaw name is Rogue and I'm doing a mission on Xandar and I'm Four with blue eyes and dirty blonde hair and my combat suit is sort of like my dads but with wolf ears and it covers my entire head and my suit is black I have three guns and six swords
"You" said Alexis
"Yep" said Peter
"I'm looking for Gamora" said Alexis
"Listen I don't know who you are and you most certainly don't know who I am so goodbye" said Peter
"You're Peter Quill also known as Star-lord and you're wanted for one thousand units" said Alexis
"Well I lied" said Peter
"What" said Alexis
"You're Alexis van-adas you're a felon and you're wanted for twenty-five million units" said Peter
"And what did I do to get wanted" said Alexis
"Murder, cons, Thieving, obstruction of justice" said Peter
"Huh cause you're totally right" said Alexis
"Wow, I've never had the upper hand in a fight before" said Peter and then Alexis kneed him in his area and he fell to the ground
"Idiot" said Alexis
"I'm the only one who can call him that" said Gamora
"Well done Gamora adoptive daughter of Thanos you managed to outwit me in a fight" said Alexis
"Don't listen to her she's lieing" Peter groaned
"You think I don't know who she is, her mother was Alira van-adas before she was killed she was a Major Assassin, Vault Thief and Con-artist" said Gamora
"Gamora leave her alone" said Rocket
"What" said Gamora
"That's the girl I've been trying to get you guys to hire" said Rocket
"You are The weapon" said Drax
"I guess" said Alexis
"How've you been" asked Rocket
"Not too shabby" said Alexis
"You know her" said Gamora
"Rocket used to work with my mother and grandfather" said Alexis
"When" asked Gamora
"Around the time when you guys teamed up" said Alexis and Peter got up
"And now it's about time I beat the shit out of you" said Peter running at her and she pulled out her Taser and shot him with it
"How's that asshat" said Alexis
"Total Badass am I right" said Rocket
"Totally" said Drax
"I am Groot" said Groot
"Yep" said Gamora
"So are we dragging him to your ship" asked Alexis
Two hours later
"So how'd you get on Xandar without your grandfather knowing" asked Rocket
"Told him I had a Mission" said Alexis
"How do you wake him up" asked Gamora
"He can hear you" said Alexis
"He can" said Gamora
"This is gonna hurt" said Alexis and then she pounded on his stomach
"What the hell" yelled Peter sitting up
"Gamora he's awake" said Alexis
"Why are you always beating the shit out of me" said Peter
"Would you prefer if I did what i was hired to do" said Alexis
"Nope" Peter continued "Who's your father" he asked
"Well I'm the product of a one night stand so I wouldn't know she never talked about him" said Alexis
"You mean Alira, right" asked Peter
"Yeah" said Alexis
"Gamora" said Peter
"What" asked Gamora
"We need to stop in Nowhere" said Peter
"I'll tell Rocket" said Gamora
Nowhere
"So where are we going Quill" asked Alexis
"There" said Peter pointing at a hospital
"You're leaving me there aren't you" said Alexis
"You're a smart kid but no I'm not" said Peter
"Then what are we doing" said Alexis walking behind Peter in to the hospital
"Hi, can I get a DNA test" asked Peter
"Um sure just go right in there" said the woman
"Why are you getting a DNA test" asked Alexis
"You'll see" said Peter
Thirty minutes later
"Alexis van-adas you are no longer just Alira van-adas daughter" said the doctor
"What do you mean" asked Alexis
"Alexis how old are you" asked the doctor
"I'm four" said Alexis
"Your mother told you that but it isn't true you are three years old" said the Doctor
"What do you mean by I'm not only my moms daughter anymore" asked the doctor
"You were supposed to be Alexis Quill" said the doctor and Peter laughed and Alexis gave him the death glare
"I'm sure your father will take good care of you" said the Doctor
"I can take care of myself" said Alexis
"Then I'm sure you will take good care of your father" said the doctor leaving the room
"Say one word and you won't just be my father anymore" said Alexis
"Why" asked Peter
"You'll be my dead father" said Alexis
"You'll warm up to me eventually" said Peter
"I highly doubt it" said Alexis