We all know what our mice ride into battle wearing, but what about the rest of the time? From shirts to shoes to those lucky bits of cotton down south, my idea of just what's in our beloved bros' closets. Many many thanks go to Athena14 for her suggestion of the speedo!
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Disclaimer: I don't own the BMFM or any of their clothing, damn my luck...
One more thing-THIS INCLUDES WHAT THE GUYS HAVE BACK ON MARS! *clears throat*, ahem, I just wanted that cleared up so no one would ask later on.
Throttle's Wardrobe
Shirts/Jackets/Vests:
Several muscle shirts in grey, black, and green
Several tank tops in black and white
White t-shirt w/Samurai X logo in red kanji
Blue t-shirt w/black letters "Carpe Nocturn" [Seize the Night]
Red shirt w/black number "42"
White t-shirt w/blue letters "You Have the Right to Remain Violent"
Red t-shirt w/white letters "If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished"
Brown t-shirt w/white letters "Know your Roots" (picture of Nintendo classic controller)
Black t-shirt w/white letters "Bruce Lee is my Homeboy" (picture of Bruce Lee from 'Enter the Dragon')
Red t-shirt w/white letters "Had This Been An Actual Emergency, I would have screamed, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" (Gag gift from Vinnie, never worn)
White cotton button-down dress shirt
Black silk dress shirt (special occasion)
Black leather vest w/chrome zippers
Black leather biker jacket w/chrome snaps
Pants
Several pairs of blue jeans
Black khaki cargo pants
Low rider black jeans
Grey sweat pants
Black silk drawstring pajama pants
Black jeans w/chrome snaps (special occasion)
Belts
Green holster w/multiple pockets (combat use only)
Black leather w/silver buckle engraved w/Freedom Fighters symbol (special occassion)
Brown leather leg holster (combat use only)
brown leather w/brass buckle
Shoes
Black Martian Army issue boots
Black leather biker boots w/brass snaps
Black leather dress boots (special occasion)
Brown sneakers (everyday use)
Accesories
Black glasses w/green lenses (vision enhancers for his bionic eyes)
Two red bandanas
Black leather wrist guard w/chrome inserts
Nuke Nuks (black leather fingerless glove w/energy enhancers for power hits)
Gold stud earring
Silver hoop earring w/spiked ball
Metal knee pads
Laser pistol (combat use only)
Underwear
Several pairs black, white, grey cotton breifs
Black silk boxers (gift from Secret Santa at Christmas, Charley kept on staring at him...)
Green speedo (gag gift from Vinnie, never worn [so he claims, but Charley claims that she has a very special picture for Carbine...])
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Modo's Wardrobe
Shirts/Jackets/Vests:
Several muscle t-shirts in white, black, blue, and red
Purple t-shirt w/white letters "No need to get defensive (when you can get offensive instead)"
White t-shirt w/black letters "Alpha Male"
Red t-shirt w/black letters "I Do All My Own Stunts"
Blue shirt w/pink letters "Momma's Boy" (Gag gift from Vinnie, worn often because he can get away with it)
White t-shirt w/black letters "Gentlemen do it Best"
Black shirt w/white letters "Danger is my Business"
Green t-shirt w/black letters "The best way around a problem is through it.-Robert Frost"
White button up silk shirt (special occassions)
White button up cotton dress shirt (special occassions)
Black casual dinner jacket (special occassions)
Pants:
Several pairs of blue jeans
Several pairs black cotton sweat pants
Dark blue lowrider jeans (gift from Secret Santa, Charley was almost drooling...)
Black khaki dress slacks (special occassions only)
Belts:
Red leather w/brass buckle
Black leather w/silver buckle engraved w/Freedom Fighters logo (special occassions)
Shoes:
Heavy duty black Martian Army boots
Brown sneakers w/white laces
Black leather dress shoes (special occassion only)
Pink fluffy bunny slippers (gift from Secret Santa, later used as target practice.)
Accesories:
Purple armored shoulder pads
Red, purple, and yellow chest armor
Black wrist guard w/brass inserts
Purple metal knee pads
Two gold hoop earrings
One gold stud earring
Black eyepatch
Black fingerless glove
Underwear
Several pairs of cotton boxers in blue, white, and red
Red cotton thong (gag gift from Vinnie. Modo blushed so hard his nose bled and he passed out on the floor. When he woke up, he sicced Lil' Hoss on Vinnie.)
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Vinnie's Wardrobe
Shirts/Jackets:
Several muscle t-shirts in red, blue, and black
Red t-shirt w/black letters "Last of the Red Hot Lovers"
Blue t-shirt w/white letters "Hot Chick Inspector"
Black t-shirt w/white letters "Management Not Responsible for Lost or Stolen Virginity"
White t-shirt w/black letters "Mice Do It Better"
Green t-shirt w/white letters "Got Lucky?"
Black t-shirt w/white letters "I Am the BMJ"
Several tank tops in black, red, and white
Navy blue button down silk shirt w/short sleeves (special occasions, never tucked in)
Full length black leather duster w/hood, black metal snaps
Pants:
Several pairs of men's blue jeans, one size smaller than needed
Three pairs of grey and red sweatpants
Low-rider stonewash jeans w/tears at the knees
Green pair of khaki cargo pants
Black pair of khaki cargo pants (special occasions)
Black boot cut jeans with copper snaps (special occasions)
Belts:
Wide band brown leather w/old fashioned brass buckle engraved w/Freedom Fighter symbol (special occasions)
Black leather w/steel spike studs
Brown leather w/brass punch-out holes and brass buckle
Multi-tool holster belt w/pouches (combat use only)
Green leather bandoleers (combat use only)
Shoes:
Black Martian Army-issue boots (combat use only)
Black knee-high boots w/chrome buckles (special occasion)
Blue Airwalks tennis shoes (everyday use)
Pink fuzzy bunny slippers (Gag gift from Charley [never used, or so he claims...)
Accessories:
Two gold hoop earrings (both worn in right ear)
Red bandana
Black fingerless gloves
Flares (combat use only)
Laser pistol (combat use only)
Black metal knee pads
Underwear:
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...um, does anyone think Vinnie even bothers with underwear?
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*grins* If anyone is inspired to art by this, I will consider one of my life goals completed. Lol.
If I could possibly persuade someone to draw a picture of Throttle in the boxers...please?