-1Okay people, when I flamed people, they got mad at me for not even having any stories. So, here goes!!!
(and muchas gracias to Fire wolfess for helping me out. Arigotou!!!)
One day, a little person (for the purpose of the story, let's name her Melba) was eating her yummy diet noodles, when suddenly she was hit by a random shuriken!! Now, remember that shuriken are just a distraction, so Melba got a nasty cut, but it wasn't lethal.
Melba did not take kindly to flying shuriken. So, whirling around dramatically, she threw her noodle bowl at the attacker.
Melba then walked over to its attacker, grinning at the bloody site of the bowl wedged into the attacker's skull. Much to Melba's surprise though, the attacker stood back up, a little woozy, but holding his own.
But, lo!!! The attacker happened to be none other than……. OROCHIMARU!!! …And his creepy, cow tongue.
" Melba!" Orochimaru wheezed out. "I am your father's mother's brother's sister's ex-wife! I am here to claim your body for my own…because Sasuke-kun is planning on killing me, because he thinks he's stronger…Loser."
Now, if you hadn't noticed already, Melba has not spoken once in this story of mine.
Coincidence? I think not!!!
Melba just happens to be mute and dumb. So, as Orochimaru spoke to her, she stood dumbly with drool coming out of her mouth, wondering random things like if her tongue can touch her elbow. And deciding that her new favorite color was purple. She was also wondering if the dog pissed on the carpet again…Damn dog.
Orochimaru, now getting irritated by Melba's dumb silence, threw a kunai with his tongue (talented, isn't he?) The kunai hit Melba in the eye, and she died. Right there. On the floor. And she didn't get up. Ever. Never. She never got up. Ever again. Except when Orochimaru took her body for his "research project".
Of course we all believe the creepy pedophile now, don't we?
It's the end!!! Yipee!!!