Teenage Calvin And Hobbes
Foreword: This is inspired by my 'Teenage Calvin and Hobbes Art', which depicts the two as teenagers.
Calvin looked about as he flopped down on his black covered bed. It had been a typical day at school. Well as typical as possible. A lot had changed over the years. Moe had been sent to a Juvenal detention center, Susie has looking kind of... 'Hot' and Calvin and begun to learn how to play guitar. Of course the amplifiers were a different problem.
"So what's on the Saturday agenda?" asked Hobbes as he lay on Calvin's bed.
"Nothing, except a Campsite Boulevard rehearsal," he relied finally taking of his PJs and putting on baggy black jeans and a red hooded sweatshirt.
"Oooh driving your parents crazy then?" Hobbes said excitedly.
"Indeed Hobbes, indeed," Calvin replied slowly.
"CAAAAALVIN! BREAKFAAAAST!" his mom hollered.
"Right. C'mon Hobbes, before mom has a cow," grumbled Calvin and he stomped down the steps.
"Does she have to have a cow? Why can't she have a tiger instead?" asked Hobbes as he followed Calvin.
"Oh shut up," Calvin retorted grabbing a cinnamon roll from the counter and went out into the garage to get his skateboard.
"Aren't you going to sit down?" asked his mother.
"Can't I promised the guys I'd be at the skate park by 10!" he said.
"WEAR YOUR HELMET!" his mother shouted throwing his flamed skate helmet at him. Hobbes went along for the ride.
Calvin arrived at the skate park within 10 minutes and went right into the bowl. Hobbes sat at the edge, careful not to embarrass Calvin in front of all his friends, like Toby or his now girlfriend, Susie. Ironically Susie was popular, and no one knew why she dated Calvin, not even her.
After 2 hours of serious 'shredding' Calvin grabbed Hobbes and headed home for band rehearsal. Calvin was lead guitar and Tony now played bass. Susie happily fronted the band as lead singer, and Candace banged it out on drums. (Candace was going out with Toby.)
"Alright people let's start," Susie demanded as Calvin fixed everyone's amplifiers.
"Let's kick off with Transmogify would ya?" Calvin said in a manner that was more of a demand then a request.
"Alright... let's rock," Toby grinned as Susie struck the first note. Hobbes listened, interested in the music.
Susie sang in a sweet rock voice, but Calvin had turned all the amps way up. The entire house shook like a leaf.
"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!" bellowed Calvin's father as he rushed out into the garage. Everyone stopped abruptly.
"Been nice knowing ya dude," whispered Toby.
"WHAT IN TARNATION ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? BREAK THE HOUSE DOWN?" continued his father," EVERYONE BUT CALVIN GO HOME NOW!"
"Eeeep," Calvin thought to himself.
Everyone packed up and left quickly. Calvin's father had looked at his son with the utmost disgust.
"You are grounded for 3 months young man. No dates, no TV, no phone, no computer, and NO BAND."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! NO!" Calvin shot back.
"You want to make that punishment longer?"
"No..." Calvin sighed as he trudged up to his room with Hobbes.
"Thank goodness tigers don't age," Hobbes said trying to lighten the mood.
"Oh, shut up," Calvin sneered.
End.
Foreword: This is inspired by my 'Teenage Calvin and Hobbes Art', which depicts the two as teenagers.
Calvin looked about as he flopped down on his black covered bed. It had been a typical day at school. Well as typical as possible. A lot had changed over the years. Moe had been sent to a Juvenal detention center, Susie has looking kind of... 'Hot' and Calvin and begun to learn how to play guitar. Of course the amplifiers were a different problem.
"So what's on the Saturday agenda?" asked Hobbes as he lay on Calvin's bed.
"Nothing, except a Campsite Boulevard rehearsal," he relied finally taking of his PJs and putting on baggy black jeans and a red hooded sweatshirt.
"Oooh driving your parents crazy then?" Hobbes said excitedly.
"Indeed Hobbes, indeed," Calvin replied slowly.
"CAAAAALVIN! BREAKFAAAAST!" his mom hollered.
"Right. C'mon Hobbes, before mom has a cow," grumbled Calvin and he stomped down the steps.
"Does she have to have a cow? Why can't she have a tiger instead?" asked Hobbes as he followed Calvin.
"Oh shut up," Calvin retorted grabbing a cinnamon roll from the counter and went out into the garage to get his skateboard.
"Aren't you going to sit down?" asked his mother.
"Can't I promised the guys I'd be at the skate park by 10!" he said.
"WEAR YOUR HELMET!" his mother shouted throwing his flamed skate helmet at him. Hobbes went along for the ride.
Calvin arrived at the skate park within 10 minutes and went right into the bowl. Hobbes sat at the edge, careful not to embarrass Calvin in front of all his friends, like Toby or his now girlfriend, Susie. Ironically Susie was popular, and no one knew why she dated Calvin, not even her.
After 2 hours of serious 'shredding' Calvin grabbed Hobbes and headed home for band rehearsal. Calvin was lead guitar and Tony now played bass. Susie happily fronted the band as lead singer, and Candace banged it out on drums. (Candace was going out with Toby.)
"Alright people let's start," Susie demanded as Calvin fixed everyone's amplifiers.
"Let's kick off with Transmogify would ya?" Calvin said in a manner that was more of a demand then a request.
"Alright... let's rock," Toby grinned as Susie struck the first note. Hobbes listened, interested in the music.
Susie sang in a sweet rock voice, but Calvin had turned all the amps way up. The entire house shook like a leaf.
"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!" bellowed Calvin's father as he rushed out into the garage. Everyone stopped abruptly.
"Been nice knowing ya dude," whispered Toby.
"WHAT IN TARNATION ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? BREAK THE HOUSE DOWN?" continued his father," EVERYONE BUT CALVIN GO HOME NOW!"
"Eeeep," Calvin thought to himself.
Everyone packed up and left quickly. Calvin's father had looked at his son with the utmost disgust.
"You are grounded for 3 months young man. No dates, no TV, no phone, no computer, and NO BAND."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! NO!" Calvin shot back.
"You want to make that punishment longer?"
"No..." Calvin sighed as he trudged up to his room with Hobbes.
"Thank goodness tigers don't age," Hobbes said trying to lighten the mood.
"Oh, shut up," Calvin sneered.
End.