I know it's been a while since I wrote a Loud House fanfiction, but I have a good reason. I just haven't had ideas... until now, that is! So, I hope you sit back and enjoy this new fanfiction! Anyway, enjoy!
It was sometime after school as Lincoln was arriving, backpack in hand as he was giving a small smile. Lincoln paused as he turned and smiled. "Oh, hello! I just got an assignment from school to write something based on a true story, about any member of my family. And with ten sisters to go through, I have possibilities! Let's see what crazy antics my sisters are up to!"
Lincoln smiled as he opened the door to his house, as the first thing he saw near the kitchen was a familiar joy buzzer holding girl with a toothy grin as she watched a blue dressed blonde haired girl coming over. "Hi, Luan!"
"Hey, Leni! Shake?" Luan asked, extending her hand towards the smiling blonde.
Leni blinked as she shrugged. "Oh, all right." The blonde then started to shake around as Luan looked at Leni in shock.
Luan then gave a frown as she said, "I meant with hands."
"OH!" Leni paused as she took Luan's hand... and yelped as she pulled it away.
The prank-loving sister gave a laugh as she held out her hand. "I bet you had quite an 'electrifying' shake!"
"I guess that was a surprise, all right!" Leni said, shaking it off.
"Well, that was my last prank of the day." Luan smiled as she headed upstairs. "I'm going to go plan for tomorrow's silly routine!"
"Oh, okay! I'm just about to head upstairs. I was just finishing up my last bit of sewing anyway!" Leni smiled as she followed Luan upstairs.
Lincoln paused as he scratched his head. "I guess I just missed out... but hey, I still have more sisters..."
Lincoln then heard an explosion as he turned towards the kitchen. Lisa, the second youngest Loud sister, was all covered in soot as she puffed out some smoke. "Guess today's experiment was NOT the success I was hoping for. Oh well, guess I'll just have to work on it tomorrow."
As Lisa started going upstairs, Lincoln paused, but still kept his smile. "Well, I still have seven out of ten sisters to work on."
As Lincoln started going downstairs to the cellar, he noticed the oldest sister, Lori, laughing and giggling as she was playing around with the youngest sister, Lily. "Oh, who's gwoing up, who's gwoing up! You are! You are!"
Lily gave a small bit of laughter as Lincoln smiled. "Ah, looks like I got myself a story! Now to study!"
As Lincoln leaned to the side and watched, all three heard a cell phone ringing. Lori paused as she picked up the phone. Lincoln gave a smile as he thought to himself, "Ah ha, tension!"
Lori, rolling her eyes, just pushed the ignore button on her phone, turned it off and set it aside as all attention was turned back to Lily. "Sowwy about that, my wittle cutie! Now, who's tickling your tum-tum?"
Lily laughed as Lori started tickling her youngest sister's tummy. Lori smiled. "Yes, and you haven't made any messes at all. That's a good wittle baby sister."
Lincoln just stared in shock as he couldn't believe his eyes and ears. He then looked with a side glance in confusion as he said, "Lori ignoring a phone call? That's a first! And Lily didn't have ANY messy diapers at all? That's... well, it's a sign of growing up, so I guess there's not much surprises there. But still, Lori ignoring a phone call?"
"I knew I was missing something!" Lincoln said as he peeked inside Lana and Lola's room as Lana seemed to be playing along with Lola for a tea party. "An interesting story!"
"Oh, Lana, would you mind passing me my favorite tea pot?" Lola asked in a fake British accent.
"Of course I wouldn't mind, my few-minutes-younger than-me sister. Oh, by the way, I hope you don't mind that I brought a little guest with me for tea." Lana said, pulling out her frog, Hops.
"Ah ha!" Lincoln smirked, ready to take notes.
Lola paused, as if to think. "As long as you clean up after him and he doesn't try to hop on the table."
"That sounds reasonable." Lana said as he pulled out a fish tank and put it on a spare chair, placing Hops inside and closing it up as he gave a nod. "Now, what were you saying about your wonderful new tiara, my dear younger sister?"
"If you really must know, my older, yet messy, yet nice-as-can-be sister, I just managed to make this tiara on my own. You'd be surprised on how good I do in paper mache." Lola said.
Lincoln stared in shock as he did a double take. He was expecting the twins to fight, but... they were actually being reasonably considerate towards each other.
Lincoln groaned as he held his head, leaving the room behind... before going to his room as he looked down at his empty paper. "What is going ON with this family? Most of them aren't doing anything..."
Lincoln then heard a basketball outside as he looked up. "Ha ha! ACTION!"
Lincoln grabbed his notebook as he quickly ran downstairs. Just as he was about to reach the last step, Lynn Loud Jr., the sport loving sister, was coming in with a basketball in hand as she sighed in relief. "Man, what a workout I just had! I think I had enough sport practicing for one day... I need to take a little break."
Lincoln's mouth dropped when he heard the word 'break'. Lincoln looked up at the ceiling in shock before going back upstairs. "Lynn NEVER takes a break! Not even from sports! What's going on?"
Lincoln then heard a guitar tuning as he looked up. "Yes! I haven't looked at Luna yet! She'll definitely have a story for sure!"
Lincoln then ran over to Luna and Luan's room... but as he peeked inside, he noticed that Luna, the third oldest and rock music loving sister, was sitting on her bed, just tuning her guitar and playing a few notes. Luna nodded as she shook her head. "Looks like this one is a little worn. Oh well, that's fine. I still have a music block to overcome."
"Music block!" Lincoln whispered as he peered away from the door. "You got to be kidding me! Fortunately, I have but one sister left... and even though most of us find her dark stuff odd, it's my last shot."
Lincoln snuck over to Lynn and Lucy's room as he peered inside. "Come on, Lucy, do something... oh, you've got to be kidding me."
Lincoln peeked inside as Lucy was sitting down, reading what seemed to be a book that was titled 'The Tell-Tale Heart'. Lucy just flipped over to the next page as she said, "Oh, Edgar, how you always give me a good thrill."
Lincoln peered his eyes away from the door as he groaned, "A-are you guys kidding me right now? They are kidding me! This can't be possible! None of this can be possible! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?"
Lincoln's yelling was a bit loud that it practically got the attention of everyone in the household. The first to notice was Lucy as she peeked out of the door.
"Excuse me, Lincoln, but is everything okay?" Lucy asked.
Lincoln yelped as he turned to see Lucy had appeared, then sighed. "Oh, hi, Lucy. Sorry to disturb your reading, but I just got an assignment for an English class that's due tomorrow, and it involves writing a story about any member of my family. I figured, 'hey, with ten sisters, it wouldn't be a problem', but every sister I have seen so far is... well, either taking a break from the norm or putting off until tomorrow, or just... I guess what I'm trying to say is is that you guys aren't doing anything interesting! In other words, I don't have a story to work on!"
"No story, huh?" Lucy paused. "Sorry about that, Lincoln. I guess with no story to work on, I can't blame you."
It was at that moment, Lola, Lana, Lisa, Leni, Luna and Luan joined up as Luna said, "Whoa, bro, what's with the ear-splitting yell?"
"Sorry, it's just... I'm trying to write a story concerning one or all of you, and you guys aren't really doing anything right now." Lincoln explained as Lynn and Lori, the latter holding Lily close, came upstairs.
"Not doing anything? Pardon me?" Lori asked.
"Well, I'm sorry, but it's true. You see, I have an assignment for my English class tomorrow to write a good story about one or a few of my relatives, to make a very, VERY consistent narrative." Lincoln explained. "And I wanted to write about you girls..."
"Awww..." All the sisters gave a smile.
"But none of you are doing anything that's... well... interesting. You guys are either on break, putting things off until tomorrow OR just not doing the things you regularily do, IE, Lori not talking to Bobby, Leni finishing her dresses for the day, Luna having a music block, Luan finishing her pranks, Lynn finishing her practices, Lucy reading, Lola and Lana AREN'T fighting, Lisa is putting off an experiment, which I KNOW she never usually does, and Lily... well, Lily's okay, but what story can I write concerning her, no offense." Lincoln explained.
All ten sisters looked at each other in concern, then turned towards Lincoln. Lincoln sighed. "And worst of all, the assignment is due tomorrow, so... I don't have much to go on... and I can't do it in the morning because I just won't have the time to do it, due to our usual morning routines."
"Yeah, I suppose that's true..." Luan said.
Lori looked around as she motioned towards the others. "Girls, huddle up! We need to talk."
The other sisters nodded as they leaned over and whispered a plan towards each other as Lincoln started to watch in curiosity. After a couple minutes of discussion, they all gave a nod as they turned back towards Lincoln as Luna nudged Lynn and whispered, "You tell him, it WAS your idea."
"Right." Lynn coughed as she turned towards Lincoln. "Hey, Linc, we may have an idea on how we can help you with your assignment."
"You can? How?" Lincoln asked in excitement.
"Well... how about you try and make up a story about us?" Lynn asked. "And we'll act it out for you, so that way, it'll be more authentic! It'll be like we actually did it!"
Lincoln looked up at his sisters in confusion. "Do you really think it'll work?"
"Hey, just tell us where we should be and as you come near us, try to narrate it and we'll do it!" Lori smiled. "What do you say, Lincoln?"
Lincoln paused... as he smiled. "All right... I suppose it wouldn't hurt. Okay, let's give it a shot, why not? Just let me think about this for a moment, and I'll let you know where to go."
The girls gave a nod as they waited eagerly as Lincoln started to put on his thinking cap.
And thus, we'll end this first chapter here! How did you guys like it? Anyway, read, review, criticize and suggest, folks!