"You're such a twat!" Gideon shouted, not sure whether to focus on glaring at his brother or trying not to retch as he sat down that coffee mug in disgust.

Fabian could barely even keep himself upright due to the fact that he was laughing so hard. With one hand on the counter top and the other clutched to his side, he was practically doubled over with features flushed red with amusement. "Your face was amazing!"

The older twin was not finding this amusing at all. The only thing he wanted to do was get his coffee, wake up, then go about getting ready for the day before he had to be in to work for training. "You're. Disowned."

"No, no, no, you should have seen your face. It was priceless. It was brilliant. It was stunning. And stellar and so many other words." With a long sigh, the younger of the two pushed himself up to stand and then let out another small chuckle.

As he went - scowling - to get another mug and retrieve himself more coffee, Gideon came to the conclusion that maybe he should just start drinking his coffee black. It was Fabian who was convinced switching the contents of the sugar bowl for salt was the best idea he had ever had.