Kingdom hearts twossical
Hey there! My name is silvete and this is my third fanfic. I don't own seussical or kingdom hearts rights, but I do own the second game and can't wait for the final mix of the second one to come out.
A black cloak is seen is seen in an empty lot. A boy with spiky brown hair is eating a paopu fruit.
Boy: Wow who left that piece of leather around? It could make a pretty penny if it were to be found. It looks like a reaper's from the great depths of hell, which pushes its victims down the river Styx well. It looks awful strange, it does, like something from the world that never was?
The jacket stands on its own and fills two big ears and is 1 third of the boy's height.
The jacket mouse: Well I see you got a lot on the brain, all this wondering giving you a strain? Now here take this key, we will do great things; no we have no limits, just you and me!
(Cheesy music to the tune of "Oh the thinks you can think")
Jacket mouse: Oh the heartless you'll fight, Oh the heartless you'll fight! If you're willing to try? You'll fly world to world looking for that dumb girl; tell me what her name was?
Boy: Kairi!
Jacket mouse: If you open the door, you'll find so much more than the life you once knew. You can do all of this through the Kingdom hearts-
Everyone but boy: Two!
Two!
Two!
Two! Two! Two! Two! Twwwwwwwwo!
Oh the heartless you'll fight. Any keyblade bearer can at least fight a few.
Main characters: Oh the heartless you'll fight!
All but boy: Fight an emblem of mist, or a shadow heartless. You control what you dooooooo! Fight in Olympus court.
Jacket mouse: Then you fight Xehanort!
All but boy: (To each other) But he don't have a clue. (Turning back) All the heartless you'll fight in kingdom hearts Two! Two! Two! Two! Twwwwwwwwooooo!
Roxas with elephant ears: Think of a boy who just doesn't belong.
Sprites: Think of small people who all get along (You bitch!)
Axel: Think of a boy not masculine at all.
Everyone: Better shut your mouth or you are destined to fall!
Kairi: Think of a skank whose name is Kairi.
Larxene: Think of a menstrual bitch sour as can be!
Xemnas: Think of a nobody obsessed with hearts!
Jacket mouse: Think of something dark and kind of scary!
Everybody: Worm holes that pop up here and therey, to get out you'll have to use your smarts. (Eerie) Think your Hp is scarce, and nobody cares that your drive doesn't work. OoOoOo Friends fell down with a boom, now you're facing your doom!
Jacket mouse: Think the door to light.
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHH!
Jacket mouse: But I hope you're prepared with potions to spare!
Everyone: Cause this ain't DDR two.
Jacket mouse: Their not related at all?!
Everyone: This is kingdom hearts two. Two Two two.
Jacket mouse: An RPG story will soon be received, of a boy in a group who just wouldn't believe. And another boy too, who has powers like you (Points to Sora).
Everyone: destiny! From final fantasy seven.
Sprites: Come the smallest of small.
Everyone: To the Disney c'lection.
Jacket mouse: Hey! I ain't that small you bastards!
Everyone: You'll search and fight and search and fight and search and fight and search and fight and search and fight and search and fight and search! You can do it!
Oh the heartless you'll fight, you will follow your dreams far and wide as you dare!
Mains: Oh the heartless you'll fight!
Everyone: When you're Hp runs dry, in the blink of an eye, there's a treasure box there! If you open the door, you'll find so much more than the life you once knew! Oh the heartless you'll fight in Kingdom hearts Two! In kingdom hearts Two! In kingdom hearts Two! Two! Two! Two! Two! Two! Two! Two! Two! Two!
Sora: Two!
(Everyone clears stage except Jacket mouse and the sprites.)
Jacket mouse: Our story begins with a small little town, the bells in the clock tower beginning to sound. (Bell rings rhythmically) Now imagine some creatures, a dusk or two. It's the world that never was, with a rather large crew.
Heartless and nobodies: who who wadda who who who wadda da da who who wadda who who.
Jacket mouse: Now picture a blonde boy trudging along
Heartless and nobodies: who who wadda Who who who wadda da da who who wadda Who who.
(Enters Roxas)
Jacket mouse: Roxas? Yes Roxas. Roxas sings a song.
(Horton hears a who)
Roxas: A time not long ago, in the world that ne'r was, with the dark of the night and electrical buzz, he was dreaming-
3 Chicks: Dream!
Roxas: Of worlds that he'd never know when Roxas number 13
Jacket mouse: Roxas number 13
3 Chicks: Roxas number thirteen!
Roxas: heard a loud crow.
Sora: Kai- Riku you're stupid.
Chick 1 Namine: Then Roxas stopped dreaming, how could it be so?
Roxas: I heard it.
3 Chicks: Said Roxas.
Roxas: There's no one here though.
Chick 2 Ollette: Then he heard it again calling-
Chick 3 Fuu: (Beat) Louder!
Roxas: but why do they hide, it is like they cower.
Sora: Riku, keyblade?
Roxas: I'll help you.
3 Chicks: Said Roxas!
Roxas: But where the hell are you?
3 Chicks: there was no one around, how could he see who?
Roxas: But he sounded very very close.
(Chicks point at him)
Chicks: He's in you Roxas: He's in me
Roxas: This is rather odd, I really should say, that I never thought life would happen this way. You know what I think; I think I'm not really just crazy. I'll bet that this voice comes to me, from a whole other world, were all too blind to see. A new friend of the universe. I just have to listen, because it's only right, to listen to someone who traveled by light, maybe by mind or by wormhole or light.
Chicks: Who who wadda who who who wadda dada who who wadda who who
So then he sat down with a note book in hand, then listened and let the words flow round like sand. Then he lifted the note book to see what he'd written and let out a-
Roxas: WOW!
Chicks: Cause the words soon looked unwritten.
Well this is the end of part 1. Thank you for making it this far. I know it's dumb and all, but it's supposed to be dumb funny. It's going to get better. Also what would make it seem even funnier would be to listen to the Seussical songs while looking at the other words. Review plz!