Tony and Ziva were having another movie night. It had been awhile since either of them had watched a movie with anyone but themselves. Tony usually came home from work and watched a James Bond film with a beer.
There was a knock at the door, Tony walked over to it and opened it, revealing Ziva David, as expected.
"Ziva!" exclaimed Tony "I'm so glad to see you! You're the first person to come to my apartment that hasn't been trying to sell me out of date bacon or deliver my pizza!"
"Ohhh Tony, you have experienced the same things as me, except the people who came to my house were trying to sell me size 26 pants. I tried them on but they did not fit" replied Ziva.
"Ohh, come in Ziva! Dinner is almost ready" said Tony and Ziva followed him into his apartment and set down the bottle of wine that she brought with her on the kitchen table.
Dinner was ready five minutes later, Tony served it and Ziva sat down, shortly followed by Tony.
They had quiet conversation and jokes about McGee and his latest nerd costume, until Ziva noticed Tony's washing hanging on the clothes horse near the TV, one item of clothing in particular.
"Hey Tony, I like your underwear" said Ziva, gesturing to the bright orange Calvin Klein boxers on Tony's clothes horse.
"Thanks Ziva! I bet you're wearing nice underwear as well!" replied Tony.
"Ohhh wouldn't you like to know?" asked Ziva, putting her knife and fork down "well I am done, shall we go watch a movie now?"
"Sure thing" said Tony, a huge grin on his face "go turn the TV and DVD player on, I put the movie in earlier, I'll be right over" said Tony as he cleaned up the table from dinner.
Ziva sat down on the couch, grabbing the two remotes off the coffee table for the TV and DVD player and pressing the 'on' buttons. Tony joined her shortly after "okay press play".
Suddenly, a couple came onto Tony's massive TV screen, almost completely naked, on top of each other on a couch making out. Ziva's mouth dropped and was unable to speak, while Tony just stared at the TV.
After a few moments of sound effects, Tony managed to squeak out "where the hell did I get that from?" and "why is it in my DVD player".
Ziva just turned to Tony and kissed him on the lips, then moving up and licking his nose. "Gotta go, it's late, nice watching a porno with you, thanks Tony, goodnight" and then proceeded to run out the door.
THE NEXT MORNING AT WORK:
Tony and Ziva came into work, both looking like they hadn't slept in 20 years.
"Uhhh what'd you do last night?" asked McGee.
"Watched a porno" muttered Tony.
Gibbs came in and headslapped Tony "Rule 85- don't watch pornos with your co-worker!"