A/N: Originally written August 20, 2011. This is a poem, to be sung to the tune of Miley Cyrus's "7 Things." This story is set before and during Darkness Before Dawn. The episodes that I had in mind while writing this, in order, are: 1. Truth, Trivia, and 'Trina, 2. War of the Words, 3. Thy Will Be Done, 4. A Little Credit, Please, 5. A License to Drive, 6. Naturally, I Assumed . . ., 7. Truth, Trivia, and 'Trina (again), and 8. The Time Has Come. I really like Connie and Eugene's friendship/rivalry. It makes AIO so much more interesting.
Disclaimer: I don't own Adventures in Odyssey-it's owned by Focus on the Family. I don't own the song "7 Things"-it's owned by Miley Cyrus. I'm not making money with this tuneful poem.
"7 Fights"
I know it's sinful to vent,
But right now I just don't care;
'Cause you're winning every argument,
And it seems so unfair!
Your big ego
Is a real blow
To my intelligent mind when you're there.
And when we're working at Whit's End
Within earshot of every friend
They're bound to hear real clear
The seven fights between me and you . . .
The seven fights between me and you, yeah, you!
You taunt.
You flaunt
Your brilliant id.
You think I'm so stupid!
You're powerless
To keep words small.
You can't express
Love at all.
You insult me
So that you can win round number three.
Remember that I have feelings, too.
And the seventh fight that hurts so much to review:
Your faith is untrue.
Whenever you're near me,
You are such a giant pain.
You demonstrate quite clearly
Your head's too big for your brain.
Whit gets angry,
And that's when he
Makes us both see
Just how silly
That we've been.
But it won't be too long before we're starting again
The seven fights between me and you!
You taunt.
You flaunt
Your brilliant id.
You think I'm so stupid!
You're powerless
To keep words small.
You can't express
Love at all.
You insult me
So that you can win round number three.
Remember that I have feelings, too.
And the seventh fight that hurts so much to review:
Your faith is untrue.
And although it seemed every fight
Would just lead to bitter ends,
I never thought that they might
Make us much better friends.
The seven fights that made me like you:
Fact craze,
Odd ways,
Your mustache phase,
And our hectic driving days.
Your newfound love
Is way too shy.
But I can think of
Great tips to try!
On Bart's game show
You told me I'm smart. Now I really know
That you can be sweet when you choose to.
And the seventh fight whose end was long overdue:
Now you have faith, too.
It's true.
Oooh . . . oooh . . . oooh . . . oooh . . .
"The End"
A/N: I would really love reviews, my AIO buddies!