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CHAPTER 1: … If the Dorm Leader gets bored and decides to go out.

Kaname sat in his ever-so leathery sofa and stared out in his ever-so huge window with his ever-so mysterious eyes. He stared at nothing in particular. Hell, he doesn't even know that he had been staring for a while. He heaves a heavy sigh. Then continued to stare at the God-knows what thing he's staring at. Then came in another sigh in a matter of seconds and then came another staring competition between Kaname and the glass.

You know, I really pity the glass. Kaname had been staring at it for quite sometime. If looks can kill, then the frigging glass might have shattered right then and there.

Sigh. Stare. Sigh. Stare. .Sigh-

"Can you stop sighing? It's getting annoying." Zero, who came out of nowhere from God-knows where, said. With these words, he received a painful slap on the shoulder given by Yuuki, who also appeared from wherever land.

"What he meant to say is, "What's wrong?" Yuuki said a smile intact on her lips.

"I personally don't know." Kaname said, then heaved his nth sigh. Yuuki stared at him wide-eyed. Kaname, who is so intelligent, handsome, and godly, doesn't know something? Hey, humans are bound not to know anything… But considering the fact that he isn't human made it sounded so surprising… Well, for Yuuki, at least.

"Wow. That's something…" Zero said in his oh-so bored tone.

"Shut up, Kiryuu." Kaname glared and gave his square of nth sigh.

"Will you stop with the sigh?" Zero said, irritated by the sigh.

"Will you stop with your annoying "stop sighing"?" Kaname said back.

"Will you two stop fighting?!... Please?" Yuuki said and the two stopped. Again, Kaname sighed, this time, the nth had a cube.

"Kaname-senpai, what's wrong? Really… Because Zero looks like he's going to rip your head off." Yuuki said. Zero indeed looked like he is ready to rip Kaname off to shreds with his nth to the fourth sigh.

"As if Kiryuu-kun can do that to me… But that's not my concern… My concern is, I'm bored and I can't possibly think of any way to kill time… But I know I cannot kill time. But, that's not it. I need to do something before I personally kill myself in the place of Kiryuu." Kaname said

"Then you just found something to do. Here, you can borrow my gun and shoot yourself. That way, I won't have the trouble of killing you and reminiscing the thought over and over and laugh at your used-to-be body that turned into dust." Zero said. Again, he received another slap on his shoulder.

"Haha… Very funny… Anyway, what do you propose I could do?" Kaname said, directing the question to Yuuki, for he knew Zero have nothing better to offer.

"Uhm… You can read a book." Yuuki said when she spotted the book shelf in his room.

"Been there, done that." Kaname said.

"How about paint a picture?" Yuuki suggested next.

"I don't paint. It stains my beautiful clothing and my beautiful face and my hands would get dirty." He said next, still staring out in the window. Seriously, he looked away from it for a while and there he goes staring at the window again.

"Knit sweaters?" Yuuki said, ignoring what Kaname said.

"Knitting is for losers." he said, and don't ask where he's looking.

"Well, you certainly are a loser." Zero muttered under is breath. Yuuki may have not heard him, but Kaname did and he ignored that remark. Yuuki pondered for a while for an activity that can satisfy the boredom ness of Kaname. Then, she remembered something she and Zero saw today when the Chairman asked them to an errand.

"There's an amusement park near here… " Yuuki said "I never really knew that there was an amusement park here until the writer just have to type that there is one… Anyway, would that be okay for you?"

"What in God's name is an amusement park?" Kaname said. Well, this took Yuuki aback and caused Zero to hold his laughter back. Kaname, who is beautiful, smart, and perfect, doesn't know what an amusement park is?!!! Shockers, right?

"Erm… Well, it's a place where there are sorts of rides, games and etcetera… It's a place where you can have fun." Yuuki said. Kaname pondered about it for a moment but Yuuki just have had to ask her question.

"It can't be… Kaname-senpai hasn't been on an amusement park" she asked him.

"Well… erm… No…" he admitted sheepishly. "Anyway, I wanna check it out."

"Can I come?" Ichijou said, his head the only part of him entering the room. Why do people keep on appearing from out of nowhere nowadays?

"Uhm… Sure… I guess… " he said, scratching his head. Ichijou went out of the room, skipping and singing.

"Well, I guess that takes care of things..." Yuuki said.

"I guess I'll have the Chairman sign a waiver to allow us to go out... Because I bet Ichijou is spreading the news to everybody." Kaname said

"Uhm... Okay.... Then, if you need anything, we'll be somewhere in wherever land... Our only purpose here is enlighten you... Wow, that's deep... But, whatever.... I guess we'll see you around, Kaname-senpai." Yuuki said and she and Zero made their exit.

And so, this chapter ends. Kaname found something to do. Yuuki (and Zero) helped him and now, they're all gonna have fun... Okay?? Okay...

Author's Note: I don't know how I came up with this, but I'm certain that it involves a pepper spray and an amusement park... Anyway, was it good?? Or did it sucked? Let me know through your reviews, okay?? Okay... The last part? I just can't think of anything to write... That's all...^_^

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