I am not Gabe Newell nor am I the owner of Rooster Teeth, so I do not own Team Fortress 2 and RWBY

Badlands

Ah, the Badlands. Truly a mesmerizing place. Home to beautiful rocks, dirt, gravel and m-

BOOOOOOOOM

"AHHHHHH!"

-RED Base-

Inside the base, men scurried all over the place. Some carrying guns, some carried swords. Some men were short, some were small. Some were old, some were young. But they all had one similar goal.

To crush their enemies

Well, except for one, anyways.

This one man, was sitting in a room far beneath the surface, deep beneath the ground.

He was the Engineer.

The Engineer, though not his actual name, as personal information is considered classified by the people that hired him, was tinkering with his contraptions. In the room, parts laid all scattered around. Scrap metal was piled up semi-neatly in one corner, while on top of a large table are a few large blue colored pieces of paper with a grid on top of them, all had different names labeled on them.

'Sentry'

'Dispenser'

'Teleporter'

And one particularly interesting one,

'The Enhanced Teleporter'

As he tinkered, metal sparks flew all over the place, caused by metal hitting metal, illuminating the room all over once these sparks start to dance. After a few moments of welding parts together, the Engineer put his tools down and used his non-gloved hand to wipe off the sweat covering his face.

"Phew, thought I'd never finish this." He said to no one.

He proceeded to cram the finished hunk of metal into a small red toolbox, with the words 'RED' plastered on top of it. Strangely, he can fit the nearly 2 meter in diameter 'Enhanced Teleporter' into the toolbox. Even the soldier, a clinically insane person, but someone you would rather NOT want to meet in the battlefield would've questioned the logic in THAT.

And with that, he walked out of the room.

He climbed a small set of stairs, navigated through countless corridors and finally made it to the entrance of the base. Apparently the firefight had been led elsewhere, but the sound of gunfire can still be heard faintly.

He grinned and dumped the toolbox on the ground. He then pressed a button on a device he pulled out from his pocket. It looked liked a calculator of some sort. Suddenly, the toolbox started to open itself.

After a few seconds of waiting, the teleporter started to spin until it blurred and created a glow.

Hearing a few footsteps, he turned around to see 4 men coming out from the RED Base.

The Medic, as he was called, wore a white suit with skirts (Yes, that's normal, not girl skirts) along with black boots. Of course, he was carrying his trusty medigun. The doctor's personal motto for it, which the Engineer heard SOOO many times, was 'Got a wound? Got a bullet? Got hit by a crochet? Then no problem! The medigun will solve it ALL!'

Behind the Medic, was the Demoman. Drunk, as always. Even though he's only got one good eye, his shot with the grenade launcher is AMAZING; able to hit moving targets at range and blowing them up in a shower of blood and body parts. Thinking about the sight of seeing the bloodbath made the Engineer laugh a bit.

Next to the Demo, is a man…Woman…..Thing….Truth be told, nobody really knows who, or what the pyro is. The only thing they know about him, is that you do not want his flamethrower to be pointed your way.

And behind the pyro, was the Spy, French seducer of women, and assassin of men. He was almost never seen without his signature suit and tie, with matching full face mask and gloves, along with genuine leather shoes. He was dangerous, merciless, and sneaky. He could disguise as anyone with a simple paper mask. Even Merasmus would say it was absurd. Sometimes, enemy spies would infiltrate the RED Base and disguise as one of their own, gathering crucial intelligence or taking out high profile targets. Hell, even this Spy could be a Spy disguised as a Spy who was disguising as a Spy!

The Medic was the first to speak up. "Hello Engi. Anything new?"

"Yep, just made a new teleporter. This model requires no charge time at all, which means it'll be a hell lot easier to keep the pressure on the enemies when mounting attacks far from our base."

"Mmmmpmmmph?" The Pyro 'said'.

"And no, Pyro, it doesn't shoot rainbows and unicorns." The Engineers reply made the Pyro a bit saddened.

"But why is the glow greenish, lad?"

"That's because I added a bit of australium to power the thing. Not much, just 1 mg." The Engineer replied to the Demoman.

"Vell, let's get going!" The Medic seemed impatient now, wanting to get to the battlefield to heal his comrades, or rather saw through the bones of his enemies. Brutally.

He stepped on the teleporter, and disappeared in a flash of green light. Next was the Demo, Pyro, Spy, and finally, The Engineer.

Though what happens next, was not in their job description.