DISCLAIMER: Don't own HP
A/N: not a My Little Pony Crossover ;)
CHAPTER ONE
Oh Hello there, Friends. My name is Alex Lewis! I am a wizard boy who goes to Hogwarts. I still remember the first day when I got my letter:
Backflash
I was sitting with my mummy and my daddy. Then all of a sudden this giant appeared out of nowhere and said, "Hello, ye are a wizard Alex!" And I gasped.
Backflash ends
I soon went to Hogwarts and then became friends with Harry and Ron and Hermione. But I have a secret ... a dark secret ...
I AM A MAGICAL PONY THAT POOPS RAINBOWS OUT OF MY BUMHOLE! But I am scared that if I reveal my secret to ma friends then I will be a stupid poo! I went to my room and cried over my drastic dilemma! Why did I have to be blessed with this awful curse of ponies?! "WHY?" I shouted as I cried tears of rainbow poop out of my eyes. Then ... Harry, Ron and Hermione came in! They gasped at me in my pony form. "YOU'RE A MAGICAL PONY!" Cried Hermione in shock. "Do you think I hadn't noticed?" Said Alex and started to cry.
"It's OK," said Harry. "We don't care that you're a magical pony."
"Because we are friends for ever!" Said Ronnie.
tbc