"AUEUUUGGHH Dawn i love you shit," Barry moaned into his e,pty beer can. "Fyck whers more". He got up from his sofe to go look for some more alcohol. Barry stumbled over his mom's clawed up sofa that folds out into a bed and yelled "FYCK MOM your stupid shinx's shit on the floor again!" Infernape pulled back it's gums and laughed at him for steppind in poo lol.
Poor Barry :( lived in his mommy's basement still. He was kinda chunky now lol inflation. He thought Dawn wouldn't mind, but she wass married. And defintiely not to him. "Stupid fucking Lucas… shouldn't have let him go to prom with her… I didn't know she would bget knocked up." He mused over this, deep in thought, amongst his many beer cans and old dorito bags. Idk. "Maybe I should just go back to playing team forretress two." His shit covered foot crunched on a beer can and he said " oh haha yeah… drank".
Ten minutes went by of looking for a new drink and then he started to angrily shake his mother's filing cabinet. "Gimme beer goddamnit i know i had more… stupid monkei probably drank it" Some papers fell out into a pool of beer. "OH Look MORE!" Barry dropped on his nees to sukc the beer off the ground and noticed "ADOPTION" across the top of a paper soaked in the golden dew. For just a moment behind clouded eyes, he decided to try to make out the words. "Barney… no… barly… no… Broady… no… BARRY? Adoption of BARRY? BIOLOGICAL MOTHER CYNTHIA?" at that moment barry promptly emptied his beer gut onto the floor. "JJREIGHSEJAEFHJAKKETHKAR- hhh… hhh…. Fuck… cynthia… i gotta… gotta find my mommy..." And then Barry colapsed in his vomit.