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Chapter 1: Hayley's 21st Birthday

"Where am I" said a girl's voice. "Welcome young lady" said a man's voice. "You look very beautiful for such a young lady."

"What are you doing to me?"

"There's nothing to worry about. Your brother and his girlfriend and your boyfriend will be fine."

"First of all, he's my husband, not my boyfriend." "Second of all, you leave them alone or else."

"Or else what?"

"Or else feel the wrath of H-"

"Attack, men!"

"NO! You leave me alone, help help!"

(Alarm clock rings)

Hayley Dreamsmasher Fischer-Smith wakes up from her nightmare. She sees her husband, Jeff, and kisses him on the forehead while he is asleep. She gets out of bed. She gathers her normal clothes, heads to the bathroom, undresses, and takes a shower. After her shower, she puts on

her normal clothes, brushes her teeth, and goes back to her room to decide which headband to wear (since they're all the same). After getting dressed, she walks down to the kitchen to have breakfast.

"Good morning Mom!" said Hayley.

"Good morning sweetheart!" answered Francine.

"Morning sis" answered her nerdy brother Steve.

"Morning dork of ages" Hayley answers back with a smile.

"Morning happy new family" Jeff exclaimed as he enter the kitchen.

"Morning Jeff" Francine replied. "Morning" Steve answered back.

"Hi, babe." Hayley got up from her chair and walk towards Jeff to give him a kiss on the lips.

"You know what day it is?" Hayley asked.

"Oh, let's see. (Gasp) It's the last day to get the milk that is 2 for 1 for $1" Francine said.

"Nope. Come on now." Hayley persisted.

"Oh I know. It must be the day where I can finally kick Vince Chung's butt". Steve said.

"No! Come on now you guys. Babe?"

"I got it Hayley. Unlike these people I never forget this special day" Jeff said.

"It is the day when I will celebrate…..my first year anniversary as a member of the Smith family".

Hayley face palms. "Oh come on you guys!" (phone rings) "I'll get that. Hello? Yes, I'm on my way. Okay bye. Crap! I'm late again. Gotta go! When I get home you guys should now what day it is!"

"Got it honey. Bye!" Francine replied as Hayley got her stuff to leave for her job at a clinic's office for women. She walks out of the house, gets inside her car, and drives off.

"Good job guys! Hayley almost ruined her surprise!" Francine shouted.

"Phew! That was a close one! Okay Jeff, go get the booze, Mom and I will decorate the house

for the party" Steve ordered.

"Got it dude! Hayley is going to have her time of her life" Jeff remarked.

"Good! Let's get to work. Where's your father? He said that he was coming home early from work with a present for Hayley" Francine wondered.

Jeff left the house to pick up some liquor, while Steve and Francine began to decorate the house.

"Hey guys! Whose party is it today? Mine?" Roger asks.

"Nice try Roger!" Steve answered. "It's a birthday party for my 21 year old sister."

"Hayley? I thought you hated her!" Roger said.

"I never hated her! Yes, we pick on each other, but we love each other very much, right Mom?" Steve asked.

"That's right, honey!" Francine replied.

"Oh wait, it's me who hate Hayley. You give her this party and not one for me?!" Roger exclaimed.

"First of all, why do you hate her and second of all, we did throw you a party. In fact, it was a roast, in which you almost killed us" Steve stated.

"That was a long time ago" Roger replied.

"Roger, stop being such a hater! You lost! You thought Jeff will never return home and guess what? He's getting booze for the party!" Steve told him.

"Damn Jeff and Hayley! Being happy together after all I've done to them. Oh well, maybe I can ruin this party somehow" whispered Roger.

"Piss off Roger or help us!" Steve snapped.

"Okay smarty pants!" Roger helps out.

Meanwhile, at the clinic, "Happy birthday, birthday girl" one of Hayley's coworkers give Hayley a bouquet of flowers.

"Aww, thank you!" Hayley answered back with a hug.

"Yo Hayley, happy birthday girl!" a male nurse states it with a gift box.

"Thanks Jack!" Hayley hugs him.

"Hello Hayley. For being such a hard working young lady and since today is your birthday, you get this as your present" her supervisor gives her an envelope. Inside was a check for $2000.

"Thanks boss!" Hayley said as she also hugs her supervisor as well.

"At least my coworkers remembered my birthday, unless my family" Hayley bitterly said in her mind.

Meanwhile, a black SUV shows up at the Smith household. Out comes Stan Smith as he enters the house.

"Hello my family."

"Stan, welcome home honey." "Did you remember to get a present for Hayley" Francine asked Stan.

"Uh yeah! It must be in the car. Let me go get it." Stan said as he got his keys, went outside to his SUV, and drives off.

"CRAP CRAP CRAP! I forgot that today is Hayley's birthday. That's the point of me going home early. This was a thank you from Bullock for working hard at the CIA by going home early and still getting paid, yet I still totally forgot!" Stan said to himself. "Not to worry! I'll go pick something up at the CIA to make sure that everything goes well. I hope it's nothing that has heroin inside just like Steve's previous birthdays!"

"I'm back" said Jeff, who was carrying a paper bag full of liquor as he returned to the Smith house.

"Oh, you got the good ones, dude" Steve said. "Smirnoff, Dos Equis, Jack Daniel's, wine?"

"Yeah. To have some privacy with my birthday babe after the party" Jeff said.

"Nice man! Mom can I have one drink during the party?"

"You can have two drinks, but no more Steve. Even though you're almost 17, you can but only if you promise not to tell your friends" Francine replied.

"Got it mom!" Steve replied.

Steve and Jeff said in unison "This will be the best birthday surprise ever!"

I hope the first chapter went well. If it is successful, the story becomes much more interesting. I will say that there will be a shift between one idea and the next. So please spare with me. I hope you enjoyed reading chapter 1. I cannot promise that I will upload a new chapter everyday due to holidays and personal moments. Take care and I will see you next time.