The text:Bottle Lid.
Valkyrie: So I saved Tanith off the floor today, because she some how managed to trip over air.
Skulduggery: Wow.
Valkyrie: She stopped me from falling over. Did a imitation of what would of happened if I did fall over. And ended up falling over herself.
Skulduggery: ...Somehow that makes sense.
Valkyrie: How does it? I had to literally pull her off the floor.
Skulduggery: Just seems like something that would happen to you.
Valkyrie: Wow. It wasn't me this time though, it was Tanith.
Skulduggery: Yes but you were the cause of it.
Valkyrie: It wasn't my fault that I almost fell over, there was a bottle lid on the floor.
Skulduggery: A bottle lid.
Valkyrie: Yeah.
Skulduggery: You almost fell over a bottle-lid?
Valkyrie: Ye.
Skulduggery: You don't see how that's...never mind.
Valkyrie: It wasn't my fault. I didn't see it!
Skulduggery: Righto.
Valkyrie: You're being sarcastic right now, aren't you?
Skulduggery: yes.
Valkyrie: I cry. So mean.
Skulduggery: How is it even possible to fall over a bottle lid?
Valkyrie: It's slippery.
Skulduggery: You stood on it.
Valkyrie: Things can happen. It could break, and I could go tumbling to my death. I mean come on Skulduggery, you didn't know that?
Skulduggery: Yes but that could of happened at any time.
Valkyrie: It could of happened that time.
Skulduggery: Just seems that a bottle lid isn't the most reliable means of transport.
Valkyrie: Well it isn't if you're not going far. I only wanted to go 2cm.
Skulduggery: Better to just walk.
Valkyrie: Yeah but where is the fun in that? I mean why not surf on a bottle lid. Go wild.
Skulduggery: Because of a trip to the hospital? Or the chance of..
Valkyrie: Having the time of your life?
Skulduggery: isn't that a song?
Valkyrie: It is actually. How strange. It's from a Abba one, right? Please don't ask me how I know that.
Skulduggery: Valkyrie, you don't happen to be drunk by any chance?
Valkyrie: ...maybe.