Van Warner's Summer Daze

by zackman1996

You would think that after sophmore year rebels and delinquents would straighten up. Nope, not these two. Zack "Party Rock" Cann and Yakko "Van Warner" Warner have OTHER plants for Summer 2012. 1. Score a sick set of wheels and some rims. 2. Score with as many babes as possible. 3. Get pot. 4. Screw Jimmy "Jock" Mann's girlfriend behind his back. 5. Throw a toilet at the old man.

1. Chapter 1

Intro

1929 Los Angeles California

"Welcome to Burbank California Moviegoers! Here we can see the Warner Bros. Lot where there are rumors of three kids haunting the old place. Those rumors have been disproved time and time again, but they keep popping up. I say, just show the people the truth. The kids are -." The film burns out and then a voice says "Sorry ladies and gentlemen. You were not meant to see this. Mr. Plotz has ordered the execution of everyone here. Please stay still. This won't hurt at all." A mist sprays into the theater and everyone just dies. Meanwhile, someone was looking inside and called the police.

60-sumthin years later:

"HEY PLOTZ GET UP!" yells a prison guard. No response from a short man with very little hair wearing an orange jumpsuit. "HEY ASSHOLE I SAID GET UP!" He opens the cell to find the little man dead. "Hey dispatch we got a dead one. Yeah that Plotz guy…THE SHORT ONE DUMBASS! Yeah yea watevah. Bye." He hangs up the phone.

2 Hours Later:

"Hey he was 80 years old. He just died from congestive heart failure in the middle of the night." says Warden Oldson. "So you're 100% positive he didn't just kill himself?" asks the Governor of California (NOT Arnold so shut the fuck up and stop asking). *sigh*"YES YOU DOLT! HE DIED OF OLD AGE! STOP ASKING!" yells Oldson.