Day 6 for Countdown to Christmas
Prompt: Christmas Jumper
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"Alright, let's go!"
"No," Scorpius huffed, "I'm not going out looking like this."
Rose sighed and stamped her foot. "I'm sure it's not that bad, come out and let me see!"
Scorpius muttered a few obscenities to himself, shaking his head. Taking a deep breath, he walked out of the bathroom.
"It's... not bad... at all," Rose said, trying to keep a straight face and miserably failing.
"That's it! I'm not wearing this!" Scorpius said, pulling the offending Christmas jumper over his head and throwing it on the ground. For good measure, he stomped on it.
"Don't be childish, Scorp, just put the damn jumper back on and let's go. We're already late as it is," she laughed, checking his bare chest out in the process.
Scorpius walked closer to Rose, wrapping his arms around her waist and pulling her in closer. "Aren't there other things you'd rather be doing," he whispered in her ear. Rose snorted.
"No. Nothing beats Grandmum's Christmas pudding, and you know that."
Scorpius groaned, "Rose. It's covered with Elves. Not even regular Elves, but House-Elves wearing Elf costumes! It's not happening! I don't care that your grandmother spent days on it," he paused, "You'd be complaining too if yours didn't have an adorable Gingerbread Woman on it."
"How about this," Rose smirked, pulling at the bottom of her jumper, "You do this for me, and I'll do a little something for you later."
That caught Scorpius's attention, "What kind of something?" he asked slowly.
His only reply from her was a wink, and he knew he was done for.
"Fine," he said. "But I don't want to hear a word. Not from you, and not from anyone else."
"Just think, you won't be the only guy embarrassed. It could be worse - you should see what Lily's making Lysander wear."