Disclaimer: I got your disclaimer right here!
(sung to the tune of jingle bells)
Don't sue me!
Don't sue me!
All I own is a pick up truck
And a stuff dog named Woofie!
I don't own Dragon ball Z.
Although I wish I could.
It's all just the same,
that I don't know their name.
HA! HA! HA!
The balls hold an orange glow.
A lizard comes out.
Oh what fun it is to piss him off,
And make the dragon pout.
Don't sue me!
Don't sue me!
All I own is a pick up truck
And a stuff dog named Woofie!
Don't sue me!
Don't sue me!
I have no money!
If you do sue me I wantcha to know
That you can kiss my @$$!
Oh yeah, I DON"T own "Jingle Bells" either.
Don't own. Don't want to own. Get the point? Good. This is my story of Dbz and what would it be like if it was in the Nutcracker scenario. Hope you enjoy!
The Cat Queen^_^
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Prologue:
On the continent of Europe, in the country of Vegetasei, lived a royal family. King Vejita ruled the kingdom justly with his queen, Zucca, and their son, Prince Vegeta.
When Vegeta turned sixteen, his parents planed to marry him off to the most beautiful princess of England. But she had her suitors and all her suitors had to pass a test the Queen set up. The Ice-jin Mouse Prince, Freeza, lost to the test and sought revenge asking his mother to cast a spell upon the princess. The Ice-jin Queen, who was jealous of the princess' beauty, agreed. So she snuck off into the princess' bedchambers, cast her wicked curse and swiftly left. When the princess woke from her slumber, she screamed. She had become horrid looking. The once smooth skin was green and dry. Pearly white teeth were yellow and jagged. Blue azures that were once her eyes became as cold as stone.
Devastated, the King and Queen of England took drastic measures sending word out that whoever rid their daughter of this dreadful spell would have her hand in marriage. After many arguments with his parents, Vegeta sent out with his uncle, Bardock to find a cure.
After a long process of studying, Bardock came up with a cure. The princess was to eat a nut called the jawbreaker. For it to work the prince was to crack the nut with his teeth and feed the "insides" to the princess.
When the mouse Queen found out that a cure was found for her spell, she went mad! This couldn't be happening! Her son was to marry the fine princess! Not some 'barbaric' warrior! If her son couldn't marry the England princess than no one will!
Later in the castle, as the prince gave the nut to the princess that he successfully cracked open, the mouse Queen ran out of her hiding spot and leapt up onto the prince. The princess finished eating the nut when the mouse bit into the princes' hand. With a gasp of pain he fell to the ground and shrank into a small wooden doll. Bardock was frightened. How was he to explain this to the King back home?
Outraged, the King of England banished Bardock and his 'prince of the dolls' nephew from his land. Bardock vowed he would return the prince back to normal, but first, catch the nearest ship to America.
Not bad huh? More to come later. I think I may of unintentionally stole a part from a nutcracker cartoon.haven't seen it since last year so I'm pretty much clueless right now. I don't think I'll have it all up by Christmas so stay tuned. Review! I want to know how much I suck so get on with it!
Hasta la vista, baby!
Cat Queen ^_^
(sung to the tune of jingle bells)
Don't sue me!
Don't sue me!
All I own is a pick up truck
And a stuff dog named Woofie!
I don't own Dragon ball Z.
Although I wish I could.
It's all just the same,
that I don't know their name.
HA! HA! HA!
The balls hold an orange glow.
A lizard comes out.
Oh what fun it is to piss him off,
And make the dragon pout.
Don't sue me!
Don't sue me!
All I own is a pick up truck
And a stuff dog named Woofie!
Don't sue me!
Don't sue me!
I have no money!
If you do sue me I wantcha to know
That you can kiss my @$$!
Oh yeah, I DON"T own "Jingle Bells" either.
Don't own. Don't want to own. Get the point? Good. This is my story of Dbz and what would it be like if it was in the Nutcracker scenario. Hope you enjoy!
The Cat Queen^_^
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------
Prologue:
On the continent of Europe, in the country of Vegetasei, lived a royal family. King Vejita ruled the kingdom justly with his queen, Zucca, and their son, Prince Vegeta.
When Vegeta turned sixteen, his parents planed to marry him off to the most beautiful princess of England. But she had her suitors and all her suitors had to pass a test the Queen set up. The Ice-jin Mouse Prince, Freeza, lost to the test and sought revenge asking his mother to cast a spell upon the princess. The Ice-jin Queen, who was jealous of the princess' beauty, agreed. So she snuck off into the princess' bedchambers, cast her wicked curse and swiftly left. When the princess woke from her slumber, she screamed. She had become horrid looking. The once smooth skin was green and dry. Pearly white teeth were yellow and jagged. Blue azures that were once her eyes became as cold as stone.
Devastated, the King and Queen of England took drastic measures sending word out that whoever rid their daughter of this dreadful spell would have her hand in marriage. After many arguments with his parents, Vegeta sent out with his uncle, Bardock to find a cure.
After a long process of studying, Bardock came up with a cure. The princess was to eat a nut called the jawbreaker. For it to work the prince was to crack the nut with his teeth and feed the "insides" to the princess.
When the mouse Queen found out that a cure was found for her spell, she went mad! This couldn't be happening! Her son was to marry the fine princess! Not some 'barbaric' warrior! If her son couldn't marry the England princess than no one will!
Later in the castle, as the prince gave the nut to the princess that he successfully cracked open, the mouse Queen ran out of her hiding spot and leapt up onto the prince. The princess finished eating the nut when the mouse bit into the princes' hand. With a gasp of pain he fell to the ground and shrank into a small wooden doll. Bardock was frightened. How was he to explain this to the King back home?
Outraged, the King of England banished Bardock and his 'prince of the dolls' nephew from his land. Bardock vowed he would return the prince back to normal, but first, catch the nearest ship to America.
Not bad huh? More to come later. I think I may of unintentionally stole a part from a nutcracker cartoon.haven't seen it since last year so I'm pretty much clueless right now. I don't think I'll have it all up by Christmas so stay tuned. Review! I want to know how much I suck so get on with it!
Hasta la vista, baby!
Cat Queen ^_^