Once there was a magical pony named Jacob ...
He was the new person in town. Isabelle greeted him with a huge smile and a sparkle in her eyes. "Welcome Mr Mayor!" She exclaimed forcefully, dragging him to the town hall and Jacob said, "WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU DOING WOMAN?" and Isabelle was just like "SHUT YO FACE YO STUPID BUMHOLE! Then Jacob started to fly over the town and he pooped rainbows out of his butt because he was so angry! And he began to sing ...
"I am a magical pony, lalalalalalalal," he sang the sweet melody pouring from his lips! Then Isabelle fell in love with him and they had hot sex and pooped rainbows.
the end