GSaddict: This is my first fic so please be nice.
Isaac: Yes no yes no no no yes no?
GSaddict: Oh yeah the Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun, but I will soon
my preciousssssssss.
Isaac: Yes no yes yes no
GS addict: Oh yeah, now on with the fic
In a large corporate conference room the representatives of the Really Big Corporation sat and plotted, they were really good at that. President: Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, I have called this meeting as I have realized how much there is still left to own. Charles, you've had a team working on this... what exactly don't we own? Charles: Well we don't own the really large fluffy pink soft animal corporation or the world of Weyard. Representative 1: Weyard? Charles: If you'll look on page 6 of the agenda you'll find all the relevant information Representative 2: Now about the fluffy pink... But then the tea lady entered and the really large fluffy pink soft animal corporation was forgotten. Representative 3: I second the Weyard motion as I feel it would be a profitable project Then all eyes turned to the end of the table, were sat the most evil thing imaginable, The Managing Director of All Managing Directors! (MDAMD) MDAMD: Send our top agents there. Oh and get me some coffee, none of that decaf junk neither. Meanwhile in Weyard.... All eight adepts were staying at Isaac's house, Isaac and Mia were making out in the corner but as this happened so often the others ignored it, Ivan was jumping about insanely after eating to much sugar and Sheba was trying to make herself noticed without success. But then with a mystical flash and a small pinging noise a small rip in the space-time continuum appeared and disgorged two representatives of the really big corporation. Garet: Scary men, Run awayyyyyy Garet: (Leaps out of window) Rest of adepts except Isaac and Piers: Run awayyyyyyy Isaac: Now you shall feel my wrath, GRAND-GI... Representative 1: I wouldn't do that Mr. Isaac we have extensive files on you, and they are some stories you wouldn't want everybody finding out. Isaac: Like... Representative 1: (Pulls out a folder) Like the rape of a certain male Jupiter adept known as Iv... Isaac: Lalalala I'm not listening. Representative 1: And there was that unfortunate incident when you were 5 with your mothers cat Isaac: Hey! Mr. Kitty and I were just friends Piers: DIAMOND BER- Representative 2: And you Mr Piers are you sure you want everybody to know who urinated in the Lemurian spring? Piers: I was drunk, and nothing was ever proven! Piers and Isaac: Please don't tell anyone! Representative 1: Well, we have a proposition for you (whispers in Isaacs ear) Isaac: WHAT!!! Representative 1:All it takes is a little phone call and everyone will know... Isaac: Ok. Representative 1: (Gives Isaac and Piers lengthy piece of paper) sign here please Piers: (Reading small print) I agree that all my bodily fluids and me are property of the Really big Corporation... WHAT? Representative 1: Come on Sirs I don't have all day. Piers and Isaac sign. Representative 2: Pleasure doing business with you, Let's golf sometime. Piers and Isaac walk away. Representative 1: Who's next Representative 2: A water adept known as Mia Together: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ___________________________________________
Isaac: Yes no yes no GSaddict: yes I know, Isaac: Yes no yes GSaddict: Did you just insult the storyline? Isaac: no GSaddict: Yes you did! DIE! Isaac: *dies* GSaddict: anyway plz read and review but as I said before, be nice
In a large corporate conference room the representatives of the Really Big Corporation sat and plotted, they were really good at that. President: Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, I have called this meeting as I have realized how much there is still left to own. Charles, you've had a team working on this... what exactly don't we own? Charles: Well we don't own the really large fluffy pink soft animal corporation or the world of Weyard. Representative 1: Weyard? Charles: If you'll look on page 6 of the agenda you'll find all the relevant information Representative 2: Now about the fluffy pink... But then the tea lady entered and the really large fluffy pink soft animal corporation was forgotten. Representative 3: I second the Weyard motion as I feel it would be a profitable project Then all eyes turned to the end of the table, were sat the most evil thing imaginable, The Managing Director of All Managing Directors! (MDAMD) MDAMD: Send our top agents there. Oh and get me some coffee, none of that decaf junk neither. Meanwhile in Weyard.... All eight adepts were staying at Isaac's house, Isaac and Mia were making out in the corner but as this happened so often the others ignored it, Ivan was jumping about insanely after eating to much sugar and Sheba was trying to make herself noticed without success. But then with a mystical flash and a small pinging noise a small rip in the space-time continuum appeared and disgorged two representatives of the really big corporation. Garet: Scary men, Run awayyyyyy Garet: (Leaps out of window) Rest of adepts except Isaac and Piers: Run awayyyyyyy Isaac: Now you shall feel my wrath, GRAND-GI... Representative 1: I wouldn't do that Mr. Isaac we have extensive files on you, and they are some stories you wouldn't want everybody finding out. Isaac: Like... Representative 1: (Pulls out a folder) Like the rape of a certain male Jupiter adept known as Iv... Isaac: Lalalala I'm not listening. Representative 1: And there was that unfortunate incident when you were 5 with your mothers cat Isaac: Hey! Mr. Kitty and I were just friends Piers: DIAMOND BER- Representative 2: And you Mr Piers are you sure you want everybody to know who urinated in the Lemurian spring? Piers: I was drunk, and nothing was ever proven! Piers and Isaac: Please don't tell anyone! Representative 1: Well, we have a proposition for you (whispers in Isaacs ear) Isaac: WHAT!!! Representative 1:All it takes is a little phone call and everyone will know... Isaac: Ok. Representative 1: (Gives Isaac and Piers lengthy piece of paper) sign here please Piers: (Reading small print) I agree that all my bodily fluids and me are property of the Really big Corporation... WHAT? Representative 1: Come on Sirs I don't have all day. Piers and Isaac sign. Representative 2: Pleasure doing business with you, Let's golf sometime. Piers and Isaac walk away. Representative 1: Who's next Representative 2: A water adept known as Mia Together: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ___________________________________________
Isaac: Yes no yes no GSaddict: yes I know, Isaac: Yes no yes GSaddict: Did you just insult the storyline? Isaac: no GSaddict: Yes you did! DIE! Isaac: *dies* GSaddict: anyway plz read and review but as I said before, be nice