A little Christmas present for our… non existent fans.
One day Hermione was at the Weasley's house, reading a book. It was nighttime and she was still in the living room though most people were upstairs. That's when Mr Weasley came home, drunk off his ass and ready for some action.
"Oh, Hermione, didn't see you there. I was looking for my wife, or Ginny, but you'll have to do." He said, slurring his words.
"Girl, whatchu talkin' about?" said Hermione. Oh yeah I forgot, she's a gangster.
"You know Platform 9 ¾?"
"Yeah."
"I know something else with those same measurements." He said as he dropped his pants. His erection was throbbing. Then it jerked.
"Girl, shut up, don't be tellin' me the measurements of yo wrinkly 60 y/o dick. Ron's penis is like 10x that size shut up." Said Hermione.
"Yeah Hermione can you not speak like an illiterate scene kid?" said Arthur, thrusting into the air. "Now suck my dick, before it jerks again."
"Shut up dicks don't even do that in real life." She said.
"What the heavens is going on?" said the mom as she came downstairs to see Arthur with his dick out.
"Your husband thinks I want to suck his dick." Said Hermione, rolling up her shirt.
"Girl, don'tchu be tellin' me what I be thinkin'." Said Arthur. Pikachu. Hermione glared.
"I'm gonna go suck on your son bye," she said, walking upstairs.
"Which one?"
"ALL OF THEM!"
"Wow that was the worst thing I ever witnessed I hate this house" said Molly, going upstairs leaving Arthur to wank off to the cat.\
wtf just happened