Characters/Pairings: Jane/Lisbon, Rigsby/Van Pelt, Doctor/Martha, Jack/Ianto, Kimball Cho, Red John, The Master, The TARDIS
Note: Special thanks to tromana for betaing this for me. Also, I want to let you readers know that there are a few companion stories to this.
Disclaimer: I do not own 'Doctor Who', 'The Mentalist' or 'Torchwood'. I also do not own any of the characters from 'Doctor Who', 'The Mentalist' or 'Torchwood'. If I did own them then several things would be different in all three shows.
Old Saint Nick sits back in his big comfortable armchair with a tall mug of hot chocolate as he goes about checking over his list of the naughty and nice. As he scans the list, several names stick out at him and he promises himself to do his utmost best to provide them with what they want.
Cho, Kimball – Nice
Present – A day without work, a tub of Superman ice cream and the box set of The Lord of the Rings DVDs.
Doctor, The – Nice
Present – A tub of banana flavored body paint, a banana tree and Martha Jones.
Harkness, Captain Jack – Nice
Present – A naked Ianto Jones and a stopwatch.
Jane, Patrick – Nice
Present – Evidence against Red John, a full night of sleep without a sleep aid and Teresa Lisbon with her handcuffs.
John, Red – Naughty
Present – Life in prison.
Jones, Ianto – Nice
Present – A day without Weevils, someone serving him tea and Captain Jack Hackness.
Jones, Martha – Nice
Present – A day without alien invasions, a hot bath and the Doctor.
Lisbon, Teresa – Nice
Present – A day of world peace, a gag and Patrick Jane.
Master, The – Naughty
Present – Being human.
Rigsby, Wayne – Nice
Present – A day without being teased by Patrick Jane, the courage to admit to being in a relationship with Grace Van Pelt and a kiss under the mistletoe with Grace.
TARDIS, The – Nice
Present – A day without saving the Earth or the Doctor, especially from themselves.
Van Pelt, Grace – Nice
Present – A day without paperwork, a super sized fast food meal and a kiss from Wayne Rigsby under mistletoe.
Placing special marks besides the names, Santa springs from his chair and hurriedly pulls on his suit jacket as he sets about planning the special delivery presents. Though the one thing that worries him most on the special presents is the wrapping process on the human and human-shaped ones, after all the bows have to be arranged just so for modesty's sake.
Shaking his head at his silliness, he realizes that he needs to track down the human and human-shaped presents first. Starting with the one that will be the most difficult to locate first, the Doctor in his wonderful TARDIS…