Ok... Ok, I know... Bri shouldn't be started another story... What with me moving in a couple of weeks and sooooo many stories started! But... yes, there is a "But" to this one... But, I got the idea for a One-Shot after watching the thing that went down between Snooki and Vickie on Raw this week! :D Also, quick note... I am NOT a fan of a Jersey Shore, I think it's a stupid show! Another quick note where points where Trish Stratus was involved will be replaced by my Wrestling OC: Kessling Orton!

Me: Who wants to read the disclaimer?
Snooki muse: I will..
Me: great... *hands over cue card*
Snooki muse: *reads* Disclaimer: Anna doesn't own WWE or Jersey Shore in anyway, the only thing that she owns is Kessling!
Me: Good... Now Leave!
Cena muse: Aww, Anna.. be nice! :D
Snooki muse: Cena! *hugs Cena*
Me: John... you had to come in here didn't you! *sighs, before saying to readers* Enjoy, please!

Kessling Orton was sitting on a crate texting her friends, when she looked up and saw Nicole Polizzi and John Hennigan doing there segment on Raw. Luckily for Kessling she looked up right before Vickie and Nick Nemeth came into the scene.

'Good, I was hopeing to see their confrontation!' Kessling thought as she set her phone down and watched, 'I may have read the script over from Hennigan, but it's always better to see it happen!'

~ On Camera ~

John Morrison and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi were having their conversation when Vickie and Dolph came into the scene.

"Well! Well! Well! If it isn't little Miss Gym, Tan, Laundry hitting on a superstar…" Vickie stated before glancing at Dolph, "a loser of a superstar! Your F.Y.I is to stay away from my Dolph Ziggler!" she motioned her thumb toward Dolph behind her.

"what is your problem?" Nicole asked.

"my problem is you.." Vickie pointed at the Jersey Shore star, "you think you're so great, because you're on the cover of Rolling Stone!" She places her hand on chest, "I was offered the cover of Playboy!" Vickie turned and gave a proud smile, as Nicole and John grinned from laughter at the thought of Vickie on a playboy cover.

"Um, alright.. Well.." Nicole started with her hand over her mouth, before taking it off and finishing her statement, "it must be a center-fold, because... you can't fit all that on one page, honey!"

"burn!" Morrison said even though the camera was mainly on the women.

"What?" Vickie asked, clearly upset. Just than the moment that Kessling was waiting for was here, Vickie brought her arm up and was about to slam Nicole. However, Snooki stopped her hand and delivered a slap of own to the former Official Consultant of Smackdown.

While Vickie held her cheek with both hands, John Morrison held Snooki's shoulder and said, "Come on! Come on! Let's go!" As both the WWE's Version of Spiderman and the Jersey Shore Star ran out of the shot, leaving a embarrassed Vickie.

Vickie ultimately broke down and screamed her lungs out like usual, while Dolph tried to console her.

~ Back with Kessling ~

I started laughing so hard the moment that Snooki stopped Vickie's attempt of a slap, right up to the moment when John and Nicole ran and even when Vickie started her little temper tantrum in Dolph's arms. It's actually a real shock that Vickie or Dolph didn't hear it, since I was right behind the cameraman.

"that was great, I loved it on paper… but watching it really took the cake!" I hopped down from the crate and ran to find Nicole and John to congratulate her on a job well done!"

~ Match Time ~

Justin Roberts introduced Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi as she came down the ramp and got a microphone, "What up, everybody?" she asked the crowd of St. Louis, Missouri, "I am so excited to be the guest star of Raw tonight! I have been waiting for this moment all week long, but you know what.. What I'm really excited for is for my girl: Kessling Orton to shut Vickie Guerrero's big fat mouth up!"

When Snooki finished up, her theme played as she handed the mic back to Justin and got out of the ring and sat between; Michael Cole (who was in his 'Cole Mine' still) and Josh Mathews. Just as Vickie came down with no theme and no Dolph and got into the ring, shortly after Kessling's theme hit and she came out grinning as the St. Louis crowd cheered for the other St. Louis wrestler to be in action that night.

Near the end of the match, after Vickie ended up losing her shoes and one sock is when the assistance for her came down. The first person of the 'Kiss Vickie's Ass Club' was her "former" boyfriend: Dolph Ziggler.

Well Ziggler was trying to keep Kessling away from Vickie, John Morrison came running down and took Dolph out of the equation for now.

After Morrison took Ziggler down, LayCool came down to offer their assistance. Kessling was holding them off, until Layla grabbed her ankle which allowed Michelle to give the St. Louis Native a big boot.

Vickie than went for the pin, as both Layla and Michelle got on top of her to help hold Kessling down.

'1...2...3'

Vickie screamed with excitement as her and LayCool got up off of Kessling, as Justin said "The winner of this match: Vickie Guerrero!" Layla took a picture of Vickie and Michelle over a down Kessling Orton, then Michelle took over and got one of Layla, Vickie and Kessling while LayCool's theme played throughout the arena.

After the match, Michelle got out of the ring by Snooki and started talking smack to the Jersey Shore Star, Michelle pushed Nicole (who was a good foot in a half shorter than her) back into the chair after she stood up.

Nicole didn't take though, she got right back up and went over to the ring and grabbed Michelle's injured foot and pulled the blonde diva back down, before she got into the ring and slamming her on to Layla and started pounding her head to the mat.

As Snooki was slamming Layla's head to the mat, Kessling got back in the ring and so did Michelle, but before the blond could get to her bestie… Kessling performed a beautiful Thesz Press to her.

Nicole ultimately was only hanging on to Layla by the foot, so she let go and got up, just as Kessling got off of Michelle. Both brunette's turned their attention toward Vickie, just as Vickie practically dived out of the ring, Kessling ran and pushed the rest of Vickie to the mat below. As Michelle was practically pushing Layla under the bottom rope, Dolph went over and helped Vickie stand up again.

Well Dolph, Michelle and Layla were shocked outside the ring; Morrison, Nicole and Kessling celebrated in the ring.

Dolph, Layla and Michelle all complained about something that just happened to them, Dolph even saying "Your not even a girl, Morrison!" that is until Vickie spoke again.

"You think that this is a nightclub on a boardwalk, little girl? You are in way over your head, this is my show now! I can not wait to show you, I can not wait to show all of you.. What you deserve! I can not wait to see the embarrassment on your faces on the biggest stage ever! I am issuing you a challenge! The three of you versus LayCool and Dolph Ziggler in a match AT WRESTLEMANIA!" Vickie exclaimed, clearly pissed that a Jersey Shore Star came on to "her show".

Well Kessling, Nicole and Morrison talked it over in the ring; Dolph, LayCool and Vickie were out of the ring waiting for an answer.

"I will see you there, baby!" Snooki said into the mic at last, while Morrison and Kessling grinned toward Vickie and her "Kiss Vickie's Ass Club" as Raw cut to commercial before the main event.

Oooooo, so Wrestlemania in fiction land is going to be Kessling, JoMo, and Snooki vs. LayCool and Dolph? Now that sounds interesting.. I might just make a One-Shot of that match after Mania ;) Also tell me what you think of what I called Vickie's helpers! ;D